Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.
The priest asks, Is that you, little Joey Pagano?
Yes, Father, it is.
And who was the girl you were with?
I cant tell you, Father. I dont want to ruin her reputation.
Well, Joey, Im sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?
I cannot say.
Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?
Ill never tell.
Was it Nina Capelli?
Im sorry, but I cannot name her.
Was it Cathy Piriano?
My lips are sealed.
Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?
Please, Father! I cannot tell you.
The priest sighs in frustration. Youre very tight lipped, and I admire that. But youve sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.
Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, Whatd you get?
