Just Joking

RustyD · RustyD

HOW THE INTERNET STARTED, ACCORDING TO THE BIBLE Please do not Google or check this with Snopes. They will lie to you. Trust me! In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a healthy young wife by the name of Dorothy. And Dot Com was a comely woman, large o...

RustyD · RustyD

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

No one in this town could catch any fish except this one old man.The game warden asked him how he did it.The man told the game warden that he would take him fishing the next day. Once they got to the middle of the lake the man took out a stick of dynamite, lit it, and threw it in the water.After the explosi...

Possum3 · Possum3

A man is working on a construction site when he accidentally cuts off all of his fingers with an electric saw. At the emergency room, his doctor says, Give me the fingers, and Ill see what I can do. The injured man replies, But I dont have the fingers! Why didnt you bring them? the doctor asks. The injured m...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

Possum3 · Possum3

AN OLD WOMAN PROSPECTOR WALKED UP AND TIED HER OLD MULE TO THE HITCHING POST. AS SHE STOOD THERE, BRUSHING SOME OF THE DUST FROM HER FACE AND CLOTHES, A YOUNG GUNSLINGER STEPPED OUT OF THE SALOON WITH A GUN IN ONE HAND AND A BOTTLE OF WHISKEY IN THE OTHER. THE YOUNG GUNSLINGER LOOKED AT THE OLD WOMAN AND LAUG...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

RustyD · RustyD

rockylizard · rockylizard

rockylizard · rockylizard

Baggie · Baggie

This old lady had lived at the head of the bight at the bottom of Australia for many years, her only companion was Thomas her cat. Each day they would climb down the path in the cliffs to the beach & walk up and back, beach combing for anything washed up over night. This was a daily event as sometimes lo...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Old John had a farm in Queensland. The Queensland Wages Board claimed he was not paying proper wages to his workers and sent an agent out to interview him.'I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them,' demanded the agent. 'Well,' replied old John, 'There's my jackaroo who's been with me for...

Possum3 · Possum3

The American Govt funded a project to see why the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. After a year and spending $180,000-00 they arrived at the hypothesis it was to give the man more pleasure during sex. After the Us published their study, the French decided to do their own investigation. Aft...

RustyD · RustyD

How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it. Venison for dinner again? Oh deer! A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy. I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest. Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes. England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool. I tried to catch some...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

I experienced the WORST customer service last night at a shop near me, I don't want to mention the name of the store because I'm not in the habit of publicly trashing people or business' (Even if they DO deserve it).Thursday afternoon I bought something from this store. I paid cash for it. I took it home...

Possum3 · Possum3

An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer you're in the wrong place." So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and...

Aus-Kiwi · Aus-Kiwi

Possum3 · Possum3

Yesterday I saw a car with a bumper sticker saying, Im a vet, therefore I can drive like an animal. It was at that moment that I suddenly realised just how many gynaecologists there are on the roads.

RustyD · RustyD

A couple's only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon Quickie with their 8-year old son in the flat, was to send him out on the balcony with a Mars Bar and tell him to report on all the street activities. Their 8-year old began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation; Theres a car being towe...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A few laughs to start your day!! Murphy says to Paddy,"What ya talkin' into an envelope for?""I'm sending a voicemail ya fool!"19 Paddies go to the cinema, the ticketlady asks "Why so many of you?"Mick replies, "The film said 18 or over."I went to the cemetery yesterday to laysome flowers on a grave...

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	Tne Internet According to the Bible (Preview) HOW THE INTERNET STARTED, ACCORDING TO THE BIBLE Please do not Google or check this with Snopes. They will lie to you. Trust me! In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a healthy young wife by the name of Dorothy. And Dot Com was a comely woman, large o...	RustyD	3	934	09:48 AM Jan 21, 2018 by RustyD
	Dicks (Preview)	RustyD	2	1260	12:17 AM Jan 21, 2018 by madaboutled
	How to catch fish (Preview) No one in this town could catch any fish except this one old man.The game warden asked him how he did it.The man told the game warden that he would take him fishing the next day. Once they got to the middle of the lake the man took out a stick of dynamite, lit it, and threw it in the water.After the explosi...	Woody n Sue	0	1030	04:45 PM Jan 19, 2018 by Woody n Sue
	Construction Worker. (Preview) A man is working on a construction site when he accidentally cuts off all of his fingers with an electric saw. At the emergency room, his doctor says, Give me the fingers, and Ill see what I can do. The injured man replies, But I dont have the fingers! Why didnt you bring them? the doctor asks. The injured m...	Possum3	0	787	10:27 AM Jan 19, 2018 by Possum3
	What a pisser.... (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	2	1169	08:57 AM Jan 19, 2018 by Blues Man
	Dancing Lesson. (Preview) AN OLD WOMAN PROSPECTOR WALKED UP AND TIED HER OLD MULE TO THE HITCHING POST. AS SHE STOOD THERE, BRUSHING SOME OF THE DUST FROM HER FACE AND CLOTHES, A YOUNG GUNSLINGER STEPPED OUT OF THE SALOON WITH A GUN IN ONE HAND AND A BOTTLE OF WHISKEY IN THE OTHER. THE YOUNG GUNSLINGER LOOKED AT THE OLD WOMAN AND LAUG...	Possum3	1	880	08:53 AM Jan 19, 2018 by Blues Man
	Black I..... (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	0	796	10:07 PM Jan 18, 2018 by aussie_paul
	Heaven and Hell (Preview)	RustyD	1	808	12:18 PM Jan 18, 2018 by Dickodownunder
	New Year Resolutions (Preview)	rockylizard	1	825	11:20 AM Jan 18, 2018 by RustyD
	Lions Club (Preview)	rockylizard	0	969	09:50 AM Jan 18, 2018 by rockylizard
	Thomas the cat. (Preview) This old lady had lived at the head of the bight at the bottom of Australia for many years, her only companion was Thomas her cat. Each day they would climb down the path in the cliffs to the beach & walk up and back, beach combing for anything washed up over night. This was a daily event as sometimes lo...	Baggie	0	817	09:36 PM Jan 17, 2018 by Baggie
	Old John. (Preview) Old John had a farm in Queensland. The Queensland Wages Board claimed he was not paying proper wages to his workers and sent an agent out to interview him.'I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them,' demanded the agent. 'Well,' replied old John, 'There's my jackaroo who's been with me for...	aussie_paul	4	1365	08:30 PM Jan 17, 2018 by Dickodownunder
	Why? (Preview) The American Govt funded a project to see why the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. After a year and spending $180,000-00 they arrived at the hypothesis it was to give the man more pleasure during sex. After the Us published their study, the French decided to do their own investigation. Aft...	Possum3	2	821	08:10 PM Jan 17, 2018 by Woody n Sue
	LEXOPHILIA - WHO ON EARTH DREAMS THESE UP? (Preview) How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it. Venison for dinner again? Oh deer! A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy. I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest. Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes. England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool. I tried to catch some...	RustyD	0	999	09:30 PM Jan 16, 2018 by RustyD
	Sorry, but I need to vent !!!! (Preview) I experienced the WORST customer service last night at a shop near me, I don't want to mention the name of the store because I'm not in the habit of publicly trashing people or business' (Even if they DO deserve it).Thursday afternoon I bought something from this store. I paid cash for it. I took it home...	aussie_paul	7	1104	05:49 PM Jan 16, 2018 by KevinC
	Heaven Vs Hell (Preview) An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer you're in the wrong place." So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and...	Possum3	1	767	02:51 PM Jan 16, 2018 by dazz49
	Found the problem . (Preview)	Aus-Kiwi	0	986	11:18 PM Jan 14, 2018 by Aus-Kiwi
	Bumper Sticker. (Preview) Yesterday I saw a car with a bumper sticker saying, Im a vet, therefore I can drive like an animal. It was at that moment that I suddenly realised just how many gynaecologists there are on the roads.	Possum3	0	782	07:14 PM Jan 14, 2018 by Possum3
	Kids (Preview) A couple's only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon Quickie with their 8-year old son in the flat, was to send him out on the balcony with a Mars Bar and tell him to report on all the street activities. Their 8-year old began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation; Theres a car being towe...	RustyD	0	742	06:40 PM Jan 14, 2018 by RustyD
	Thought these were great. (Preview) A few laughs to start your day!! Murphy says to Paddy,"What ya talkin' into an envelope for?""I'm sending a voicemail ya fool!"19 Paddies go to the cinema, the ticketlady asks "Why so many of you?"Mick replies, "The film said 18 or over."I went to the cemetery yesterday to laysome flowers on a grave...	aussie_paul	1	813	03:21 PM Jan 14, 2018 by Possum3
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