Just Joking

Phillipn · Phillipn

Phillipn · Phillipn

Phillipn · Phillipn

-- Edited by Phillipn on Friday 5th of July 2019 02:34:00 PM

Phillipn · Phillipn

Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

I bought a pack of king size toilet paper which is 25% larger but they must have packed one economy roll. At least it's 4 ply!

jebs · jebs

10 years ago today I married my best friend My wife is still very angry about it but me and Dave were drunk and thought it was really funny

Paintar · Paintar

A young man moved from his parents home into a new apartment of his own and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing a robe. The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him. A...

Paintar · Paintar

JayDee · JayDee

The jokle is much the same as others, only the names have been changed.Prince Charles was driving around his mother's estate when he accidentally ran over her favorite dog, a Corgi, crushing it to a pulp.He got out of his Range Rover and sat down on the grass totally distraught.The whole world was ag...

Baggie · Baggie

Truckies Breakfast... A truckie came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, 'I want three flat tyres, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards. The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, 'This guy out there just ordered...

Possum3 · Possum3

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16, I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion. So I decided I needed a passionate g...irl with a zest for life. In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency, she was a drama queen cried a...

Possum3 · Possum3

An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet: I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for ...2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least two kilos." Said his doctor. When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by h...

Possum3 · Possum3

Two boys were walking home from Sunday school after hearing a strong preaching on the devil: One said to the other. "What do you think about all this Satan stuf...f?" The other boy replied. 'Well, you know how Santa Claus turned out. It's probably just your Dad." **** Attending a wedding for the first t...

Possum3 · Possum3

Its 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue. Peggy Sues father answers the door and invites him in. He asks Bobby what theyre planning to do on the date. Bobby politely responds that theyll probably just go to... the malt shop or to a drive-in movie. Peggy Sues father suggests, Why dont you kids...

Possum3 · Possum3

Possum3 · Possum3

Possum3 · Possum3

AN OLD WOMAN WALKED UP AND TIED HER OLD MULE TO THE HITCHING POST. AS SHE STOOD THERE, BRUSHING SOME OF THE DUST FROM HER FACE AND CLOTHES, A YOUNG GUNSLINGER S...TEPPED OUT OF THE SALOON WITH A GUN IN ONE HAND AND A BOTTLE OF WHISKEY IN THE OTHER. THE YOUNG GUNSLINGER LOOKED AT THE OLD WOMAN AND LAUGHED, "HE...

Possum3 · Possum3

The judge says to a double-homicide defendant, "You're charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer." A voice at the back of the courtroom yells out, "You bastard!" The judge says, "You're also charged with beating your mother-in-law to death with a hammer." The voice in the back of the court...

Possum3 · Possum3

Husband: My wife is missing. She went to rescue people from the flood yesterday and has not come home... Sergeant at Police Station: ... What is her height? Husband: Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall. Sergeant: Weight? Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat. Sergeant: Color of ey...

Possum3 · Possum3

Three old Grandmas were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home when an old Grandpa walked by. One of the old Grandmas yelled out, 'Hey, we bet we can tell... exactly how old you are!' The old man said, 'There is no way you can guess my age! One of the Grandmas said, 'Sure we can! Just drop your pants and u...

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	Typical. (Preview) When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16, I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion. So I decided I needed a passionate g...irl with a zest for life. In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency, she was a drama queen cried a...	Possum3	0	1880	11:05 PM Jun 20, 2019 by Possum3
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