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Bonnie Prince Charlie


The jokle is much the same as others, only the names have been changed.

Prince Charles was  driving around his mother's estate when he accidentally ran over her favorite dog, a Corgi, crushing it to a pulp.

He got out of his Range Rover and sat down on the grass totally distraught.

The  whole world was against him and now his mother would go ballistic.

 

Suddenly he noticed a  lamp half-buried in the ground.

He dug it up, polished it and  immediately a Genie appeared. .

"You have freed me  from thousands of years of imprisonment, " said the Genie

"As  a reward I shall grant you one  wish."

 

"Well, " said the  Prince, "I have all the material things I need, but let me show you this dog." .

They walk over to the splattered remains of the dog.

 

"Do you think you could bring this dog back to life for me?" the Prince asked. .

The Genie carefully looked at the remains and shook his head.

 

"This body is too far gone for even me to bring it back to life.

Is there something else you would like?"

The Prince thought for a minute, reached into his pocket and pulled out two photos.

 

"I was married to this beautiful woman called Diana," said Prince Charles, showing the genie the first photo.

"But now I love this woman called Camilla," and he showed the genie the second photo.

"You see Camilla isn't beautiful at all, so do you think you can make Camilla as beautiful as Diana?"

 

The Genie studied the two photographs and after a few minutes said,

"Let's have another look at that dog."

Jay&Dee

 



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Crikey, The genie is right, she looked a shocker on TV the other day on news.
PS TV= sometimes some information that sometimes is useful.

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Cheers Craig



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to be honest, i think prince charles is really in true love.
i am happy for him.

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That would have to be the best laugh I've had for a long time, that Genie certainly knew when he was beat.

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