An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet:
I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for ...2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least two kilos." Said his doctor.
When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 20 kilos!
"Why, thats amazing!" The doctor said. "Did you follow my instructions?"
The Irishman nodded. "Ill tell you though, by jaesuz, I taut I was going to drop dead dat tird day."
"From hunger, you mean?" Asked the doctor.
"No, from de bloody skipping."
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lol. this is really funny. took me a while to figure out the "skipping" joke
i can't believe i click all the threads one by one. would n't it be better to have all the jokes in 1 single thread?
lol. this is really funny. took me a while to figure out the "skipping" joke i can't believe i click all the threads one by one. would n't it be better to have all the jokes in 1 single thread?
Yes, if I either found them or remembered them all at once.
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