A truckie came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order.
He said, 'I want three flat tyres, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards.
The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, 'This guy out there just ordered three flat tyres,
a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards. What does he think this place is, an auto parts store? ' 'No,' the cook said. 'Three flat tyres ... mean three pancakes; a pair of headlights.. is two eggs sunny side up; and a pair of running boards... are 2 slices of crisp bacon!
'Oh,... OK! Why doesnt he just order properly!' said the blonde and storms out.
She thought about it for a moment and then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the truckie.
Did you not understand my order? Whats this youve served me?
'She replied, 'Well I thought while you were waiting for the flat tyres, headlights and running boards, you might as well gas up!
