Just Joking

Possum3 · Possum3

Two men who had been friends for years got together for lunch one day. Mike, Im in a terrible pickle, the first man stated. Im strapped for cash, my rent is due tomorrow and I havent the slightest idea where Im going to get it from! Well, thats good to hear, answered Mike with a smile. I was afraid you might h...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

and...we have our asbestos money belts ready in the event of any eventuality....Lol..Hoo Roo

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Removed, by Poster. -- Edited by Goldfinger on Sunday 3rd of March 2019 11:44:02 PM

Possum3 · Possum3

A woman parked her car out the front of Parliament House. She turned to a man standing near her on the curb and said, Listen, Im only going to be a couple of minutes. Would you watch my car while I run inside? What? the man huffed. Do you know who I am? Do you realise I am a very important politician? Oh no, I di...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Possum3 · Possum3

Bobdown · Bobdown

Short Nandos ad that didn't make on TV

Possum3 · Possum3

A couple were house sitting for their daughter in another state. The man was sitting on the couch watching television when he heard his wife's voice from the kitchen. "What would you like for dinner, my love?" she said. "Chicken, beef or lamb?" "Thank you, dear," the man replied. "I think I'll have chi...

fwdoz · fwdoz

Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. The people who produce the bottles. The truck drivers who deliver the beer and the retailers who sell it. If I didn't drink this beer, they...

fwdoz · fwdoz

When my wife starts to sing I always go out and do some garden work so our neighbours can see there's no domestic violence going on.

Bobdown · Bobdown

Very funny ending....

Bobdown · Bobdown

Be honest... how many of you got a fright, wet their pants, had a heart attack when they saw the Snake video? Some Jerk got me a beauty, so I thought I'd share it with you GN's, only 2 of you commented. Most of you would probably forward it on to get someone else......it's only human nature, ha ha Cheers Bob...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Sarco Harris · Sarco Harris

I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking. My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said 'nothing'. The reason I said 'nothing' instead of saying 'just thinking' is because she the...

Possum3 · Possum3

Bobdown · Bobdown

Backpacker....ha ha

Bobdown · Bobdown

My New Neighbour. She's single. She's shapely. She's beautiful and she lives right across the street. I can see her place from my kitchen window. I watched as she got home from work this evening. I was surprised when she walked across the street, up my driveway and knocked on the door. I opened the do...

Possum3 · Possum3

Two Crocodiles were sitting at the side of the River. The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, 'I can't understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We're the same age, we were the same size as kids - I just don't get it.' 'Well,' said the big Croc, 'what have you been eating?' 'Politicians, sa...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

I just don't know sometimes the direction of the transitioning.....Hoo Roo -- Edited by Goldfinger on Tuesday 26th of February 2019 09:51:00 PM

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Better out than in......Hoo Roo

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	No idea. (Preview) Two men who had been friends for years got together for lunch one day. Mike, Im in a terrible pickle, the first man stated. Im strapped for cash, my rent is due tomorrow and I havent the slightest idea where Im going to get it from! Well, thats good to hear, answered Mike with a smile. I was afraid you might h...	Possum3	0	1258	04:47 PM Mar 4, 2019 by Possum3
	The way most of us Grey Nomads would like to go....?....! (Preview) and...we have our asbestos money belts ready in the event of any eventuality....Lol..Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	1	1367	09:30 AM Mar 4, 2019 by LLD
	Removed..by Poster (Preview) Removed, by Poster. -- Edited by Goldfinger on Sunday 3rd of March 2019 11:44:02 PM	Goldfinger	0	939	08:49 PM Mar 3, 2019 by Goldfinger
	Important. (Preview) A woman parked her car out the front of Parliament House. She turned to a man standing near her on the curb and said, Listen, Im only going to be a couple of minutes. Would you watch my car while I run inside? What? the man huffed. Do you know who I am? Do you realise I am a very important politician? Oh no, I di...	Possum3	0	907	04:42 PM Mar 3, 2019 by Possum3
	Bingo!......photo (Preview)	Goldfinger	0	1138	03:10 PM Mar 3, 2019 by Goldfinger
	Help in the kitchen. (Preview)	Possum3	0	1207	01:39 PM Mar 3, 2019 by Possum3
	Chicken breast (Preview) Short Nandos ad that didn't make on TV	Bobdown	1	1150	11:04 AM Mar 3, 2019 by Extraordinary Rendition
	What do you want? (Preview) A couple were house sitting for their daughter in another state. The man was sitting on the couch watching television when he heard his wife's voice from the kitchen. "What would you like for dinner, my love?" she said. "Chicken, beef or lamb?" "Thank you, dear," the man replied. "I think I'll have chi...	Possum3	0	898	10:00 AM Mar 3, 2019 by Possum3
	Thoughts about beer (Preview) Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. The people who produce the bottles. The truck drivers who deliver the beer and the retailers who sell it. If I didn't drink this beer, they...	fwdoz	3	1277	10:25 AM Mar 2, 2019 by Hendo
	Singing wife (Preview) When my wife starts to sing I always go out and do some garden work so our neighbours can see there's no domestic violence going on.	fwdoz	0	1166	12:07 PM Mar 1, 2019 by fwdoz
	Lucky boy (Preview) Very funny ending....	Bobdown	1	1319	02:34 PM Feb 28, 2019 by Dougwe
	Snake 2 (Preview) Be honest... how many of you got a fright, wet their pants, had a heart attack when they saw the Snake video? Some Jerk got me a beauty, so I thought I'd share it with you GN's, only 2 of you commented. Most of you would probably forward it on to get someone else......it's only human nature, ha ha Cheers Bob...	Bobdown	5	1817	02:29 PM Feb 28, 2019 by Dougwe
	A few Cartoons/jokes (Preview)	Bobdown	0	1208	07:53 PM Feb 27, 2019 by Bobdown
	What Is Worse (Preview) I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking. My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said 'nothing'. The reason I said 'nothing' instead of saying 'just thinking' is because she the...	Sarco Harris	1	1338	04:53 PM Feb 27, 2019 by LLD
	Sale price. (Preview)	Possum3	1	1225	04:50 PM Feb 27, 2019 by LLD
	Snake (Preview) Backpacker....ha ha	Bobdown	2	1429	03:40 PM Feb 27, 2019 by bowiebd
	Wishing and hoping (Preview) My New Neighbour. She's single. She's shapely. She's beautiful and she lives right across the street. I can see her place from my kitchen window. I watched as she got home from work this evening. I was surprised when she walked across the street, up my driveway and knocked on the door. I opened the do...	Bobdown	0	973	11:32 AM Feb 27, 2019 by Bobdown
	Two crocodiles. (Preview) Two Crocodiles were sitting at the side of the River. The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, 'I can't understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We're the same age, we were the same size as kids - I just don't get it.' 'Well,' said the big Croc, 'what have you been eating?' 'Politicians, sa...	Possum3	0	912	08:24 AM Feb 27, 2019 by Possum3
	I Try and keep an open mind on Gender Diversity....photo. (Preview) I just don't know sometimes the direction of the transitioning.....Hoo Roo -- Edited by Goldfinger on Tuesday 26th of February 2019 09:51:00 PM	Goldfinger	1	1176	01:59 AM Feb 27, 2019 by Greg 1
	Impressing the new InLaws.....short MP4 Vid. (Preview) Better out than in......Hoo Roo	Goldfinger	0	585	09:42 PM Feb 26, 2019 by Goldfinger
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