Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Judy, says, Where in the
Hell have you been? 

Larry replies, I was out getting a tattoo. 

A tattoo? she frowned. What kind of tattoo did you get? 

I got 2 x $50 notes on my penis, he said proudly. 

What the hell were you thinking? She said, shaking her head in disdain. 

Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollars tattooed on his
Privates? 

Well, one, I like to watch my money grow. 

Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. 

Three, I like how money feels in my hand. 

And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at
Home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want. 

Larry is recovering in Ward 23