Just Joking

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Johnny blows up a balloon and starts flicking it all around the house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as hes liable to break something, but the boy continues: "Johnny!" "Mum screams. "Knock it off..... Youre going to break something." He stops and eventually his Mum leaves for a short t...

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Funnyman

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If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome, including ...toilet flush burials for dead goldfish, the story below will have you laughing out LOUD! Overview: I had to take my sons lizard to the vet Heres what happened: Just after dinner one night, my son came up to tell me ther...

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A man who'd just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. The female blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed. She points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing. The widow, however, sa...

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Watch the Indian last

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Canadians at play............

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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.... This scenario was repeated each time they made Love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a Cute w...

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A young jackaroo from outback Queensland goes off to university, but halfway through the semester he foolishly has squandered all of his money. He calls home. 'Dad,' he says, 'you won't believe what modern education is developing. They actually have a program here in Brisbane That will teach our do...

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Paddy wants a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he passes alittle math's test. Here is your first question, the foreman said. "Without using numbers, represent the number 9." "Without numbers?" Paddy says? "Dat's easy." And proceeds to draw three trees. "What's this?" the boss asks. "Have y...

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Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, "And what starting salary are you looking for?" The engineer replies, "In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package." The interview...

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I got chatting with a girl in a bar last night, "Can I buy you a drink?" I asked. "Don't you have a girlfriend?" she replied, "Guys like you always have girlfriends. ""No, sadly we broke up just over a month ago," I assured her. "Oh I'm sorry to hear that," she said, "Go on then, I'll have a Cider please. A few...

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A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she's wearing a diamond necklace. He asks his wife. "Where did you get that necklace?" She replies. "I won it in a raffle at work. Go get my bath ready while I start dinner." The next day, the women arrives home from work wearing a diamond bracelet. He...

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A Scouse girl goes to the welfare office to register for child benefit "How many children?" asks the welfare officer "Ten" replies the Scouse girl "Ten?" says the welfare worker "What are their names?" "Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan and Nathan" "Doesn't t...

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On the first day after his divorce, he sadly packed his belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases.On the second day, he had the movers come and collect his things.On the third day, he sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table, by candle-light, he put on some soft background musi...

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Last weekend I saw something at The Gun Show that sparked my interest. I was looking for a little something different for my wife Dana. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized Taser. The effects of the Taser were supposed to be short lived, with no long term adverse affect on your ass...

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Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Red Balloon. (Preview) Johnny blows up a balloon and starts flicking it all around the house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as hes liable to break something, but the boy continues: "Johnny!" "Mum screams. "Knock it off..... Youre going to break something." He stops and eventually his Mum leaves for a short t...	Possum3	0	1308	08:10 PM May 22, 2019 by Possum3
	How many condoms (Preview) Funnyman	Bobdown	0	1604	10:07 AM May 22, 2019 by Bobdown
	Sick Lizard. (Preview) If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome, including ...toilet flush burials for dead goldfish, the story below will have you laughing out LOUD! Overview: I had to take my sons lizard to the vet Heres what happened: Just after dinner one night, my son came up to tell me ther...	Possum3	0	1577	07:49 AM May 21, 2019 by Possum3
	How to wash a cat. (Preview)	Possum3	0	1172	10:46 PM May 20, 2019 by Possum3
	Blue suit. (Preview) A man who'd just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. The female blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed. She points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing. The widow, however, sa...	Possum3	0	1366	10:38 PM May 20, 2019 by Possum3
	3 DIFFERENT CULTURES AT WORK...PORTUGUESE, AFRICAN and INDIAN (Preview) Watch the Indian last	Bobdown	1	1633	10:50 PM May 20, 2019 by fwdoz
	Slippery (Preview) Canadians at play............	Bobdown	0	1671	05:13 PM May 20, 2019 by Bobdown
	Only if. (Preview) On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.... This scenario was repeated each time they made Love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a Cute w...	Possum3	0	1592	03:14 PM May 20, 2019 by Possum3
	Talking dog. (Preview) A young jackaroo from outback Queensland goes off to university, but halfway through the semester he foolishly has squandered all of his money. He calls home. 'Dad,' he says, 'you won't believe what modern education is developing. They actually have a program here in Brisbane That will teach our do...	Possum3	0	1654	10:57 AM May 20, 2019 by Possum3
	Paddy (Preview) Paddy wants a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he passes alittle math's test. Here is your first question, the foreman said. "Without using numbers, represent the number 9." "Without numbers?" Paddy says? "Dat's easy." And proceeds to draw three trees. "What's this?" the boss asks. "Have y...	Possum3	0	1583	10:47 AM May 20, 2019 by Possum3
	Job interview. (Preview) Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, "And what starting salary are you looking for?" The engineer replies, "In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package." The interview...	Possum3	0	1406	10:45 AM May 20, 2019 by Possum3
	Girlfriend left. (Preview) I got chatting with a girl in a bar last night, "Can I buy you a drink?" I asked. "Don't you have a girlfriend?" she replied, "Guys like you always have girlfriends. ""No, sadly we broke up just over a month ago," I assured her. "Oh I'm sorry to hear that," she said, "Go on then, I'll have a Cider please. A few...	Possum3	0	1285	09:49 AM May 20, 2019 by Possum3
	Raffle. (Preview) A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she's wearing a diamond necklace. He asks his wife. "Where did you get that necklace?" She replies. "I won it in a raffle at work. Go get my bath ready while I start dinner." The next day, the women arrives home from work wearing a diamond bracelet. He...	Possum3	0	1084	09:36 AM May 20, 2019 by Possum3
	Scouse girl. (Preview) A Scouse girl goes to the welfare office to register for child benefit "How many children?" asks the welfare officer "Ten" replies the Scouse girl "Ten?" says the welfare worker "What are their names?" "Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan and Nathan" "Doesn't t...	Possum3	0	1388	09:59 PM May 19, 2019 by Possum3
	AIDS Carriers. (Preview)	Possum3	0	1474	01:27 PM May 19, 2019 by Possum3
	Poor Gazza (Preview)	Craig1	0	1200	05:39 PM May 18, 2019 by Craig1
	How to handle a divorce (Preview) On the first day after his divorce, he sadly packed his belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases.On the second day, he had the movers come and collect his things.On the third day, he sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table, by candle-light, he put on some soft background musi...	fwdoz	0	1246	11:28 AM May 16, 2019 by fwdoz
	Gift for wife. (Preview) Last weekend I saw something at The Gun Show that sparked my interest. I was looking for a little something different for my wife Dana. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized Taser. The effects of the Taser were supposed to be short lived, with no long term adverse affect on your ass...	Possum3	0	1416	10:50 AM May 16, 2019 by Possum3
	At the bank (Preview)	Bobdown	0	1101	05:48 PM May 15, 2019 by Bobdown
	The Horse. (Preview)	Possum3	0	1432	08:27 PM May 14, 2019 by Possum3
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