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In Court
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"So let me get this straight" the prosecutor says to the defendant. "You came home from work early and found your wife in bed with a strange man". "That's correct" says the defendant. "Upon which" continues the prosecutor "you take out a pistol and shot your wife, killing her". "That's correct" says t...
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fwdoz
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0
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817
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Italian wedding
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A sweet and innocent Italian girl gets married, and the girls mother lives downstairs. The girl has never made love to a man before, and on their wedding night, when he takes off his shirt, she goes running downstairs. Momma, Momma, she cries. I cant believe it! He has hair all over his chest! What shoul...
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Possum3
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0
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634
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Lost
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I don't usually lose things but: when I do It's because the Wife has moved it!
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7
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970
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The wife said....
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aussie_paul
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1
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809
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FOR THE RURAL COMMUNITY!!!!!!!!!!!
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Some things you just can't explain.The farmer says, "Some things you just can't explain." "So what happened that is so horrible?" the man asked. The farmer then decides to try an answer, "Well if you must know, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her lef...
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aussie_paul
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0
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706
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Missing panties.
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Two women went on a girls night out, and got slightly carried away with the ****tails. Drunk and walking home, they realised they both needed to pee. They were near a graveyard and one suggested they do their business behind a headstone. The first woman had nothing to wipe with, so she took off her pant...
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Possum3
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1
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805
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Cutting
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A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention. She went back to find out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed but whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy. The teacher told hi...
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rgren2
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1
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683
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Me behave? Seriously?
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aussie_paul
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0
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672
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Oldie but goodie.....Aboriginal Tracker Somewhere between Karratha and Onslow
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An Australian tour guide was showing a group of American tourists the Top End On their way to Kakadu he was describing the abilities of the Australian Aborigine to track man or beast over land, through the air, under the sea. The Americans were incredulous. Later in the day, the tour rounded a bend o...
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aussie_paul
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1
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727
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For Sale
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LLD
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1
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801
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The Duck
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LLD
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0
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715
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The Pope & The Don
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LLD
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6
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872
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How?
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A farmer stopped by the local mechanic shop to have his truck fixed. They couldnt do it while he waited, so he said he didnt live far and would just walk home. On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint. He then stopped by the feed store and picked up a couple of ch...
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Possum3
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1
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850
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Quick thinking
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To surprise her husband, an executives wife stopped by his office.When she opened the door, she found him with his secretary sitting in his lap.Without hesitating, he dictatedAnd in conclusion, gentlemen, budget cuts or no budget cutsI cannot continue to operate this office with just one chair.O...
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Woody n Sue
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2
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946
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Talking Dog
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A man sees a sign outside a house: 'TALKING DOG FOR SALE' He rings the bell, the owner appears and tells him the dog can be viewed in the back garden. The man sees a very nice looking Black Labrador Retriever sitting there. "Do you really talk?" he asks the dog. "Yes!" The Labrador replies. After recov...
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fwdoz
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2
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893
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Where is God?
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A couple had two little boys, ages eight and ten, who were excessively mischievous. The two were always getting into trouble and their parents could be confident that if any mischief occurred in their town, their two young sons were involved in some capacity. The parents were at their wit's end as to w...
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fwdoz
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1
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744
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At the wedding
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At a wedding party recently someone yelled "All the married men please stand next to the one person who has made your life worth living". The bartender was nearly crushed to death.
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fwdoz
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0
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629
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Easy $800
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A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour. Before she says a word, Bob says, Ill give you $800 to drop that towel. A...
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Possum3
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1
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801
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The Rabbi and the ATO
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The ATO send an auditor to a synagogue.The auditor is doing all the checks and then turns to the Rabbi, and says, "I noticed that you buy a lot of candles.""Yes," answered the Rabbi."Well, Rabbi, what do you do with the candle drippings?" he asked."A good question," noted the Rabbi."We actually save t...
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rgren2
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3
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848
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Met the wife.
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A traveller pulls into a hotel around midnight and asks the clerk for a single room. As the clerk fills out the paperwork, the man looks around and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting in the lobby. He tells the clerk to wait, and then disappears into the lobby. After a minute he comes back, with the girl on his a...
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Possum3
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2
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987
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