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Nursing Home romance
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Who said Nursing Homes were boring? Two elderly residents, a man and awoman, were alone in the lobby of their nursing home one evening. The old man looked over and said to the old lady, "I know just what you're wanting, for $5 I'll have sex with you right over there in that rocking chair." The old lady look...
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JayDee
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655
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golfin
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a sister says A nun walks into Mother Superiors office and plunks down into a chair. She lets out a sigh heavy with frustration.What troubles you, Sister? asked the Mother Superior. I thought this was the day you spent with your family.It was, sighed the Sister. And I went to play golf with my brother...
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Craig1
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623
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Snake.
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A snake goes to a bar and the bartender says; "I cant serve you, you cant hold your liquor and you're legless".
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Possum3
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742
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Prayers.
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Possum3
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616
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back after death
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sounds good Sex after Death!! A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and ... inform the other if there is sex after death. Their biggest fear was that there was no after-life at all. After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first co...
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Craig1
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818
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Apprenticships
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My father served his apprentice as a blacksmith in a butcher shop - he was shooing flies...
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erad
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667
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Millenials
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Possum3
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1
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786
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Protest.
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Possum3
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2
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847
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Step out of the car please!
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Bobdown
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2
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1351
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The Lion & the Harley rider.
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A Harley Biker is sitting on his Harley, drinking a beer, by the Zoo in Washington, DC when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the collar of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off...
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Possum3
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5
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Police comedy.
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Possum3
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749
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Pirate.
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Possum3
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635
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Nurturing crocodile.
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Possum3
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3
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1088
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Time and Motion Study!
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Don't drop your spoon.......
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Bobdown
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708
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Did you know this
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An assistant to Donald Trump told him she had a fantastic dream last night. There was a huge parade down Pennsylvania Avenue celebrating Trump. Millions lined the parade route, cheering when the President went past. Bands were playing; children were throwing confetti into the air; there were ball...
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JayDee
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1001
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A misogynistic view...
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A misogynistic view... A bookseller asked a woman, "Which book has helped you most in life? The woman replied, "My husband's cheque book!!" A prospective husband in a book store asks, "Do you have a book called 'Husband, the Master of the House?'"Sales gi...
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JayDee
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Nationalities
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Picture if you will a hill. On the top of the hill is a house with a red light outside it. On one side of the hill is a man walking up the hill, the other side of the hill another man walking down the hill. Inside the house is a man and a woman on a bed. Observing all this from a helicopter hovering above is another...
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erad
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878
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Italian Lover
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mama The Italian Lover. A virile middle aged Italian gentlemen named Guido, was relaxing at his favourite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular young blond woman. Things progressed to the point where he led her back to his apartment and, after some small talk, they retired to his be...
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Craig1
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848
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A few funnies
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Bobdown
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802
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Fishing.
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Possum3
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0
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876
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