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Q: Where can single men over the age of 70 find
younger women who are interested in them? 
A: Try a bookstore, under
"Fiction".
Q: What can a man do while his wife is going
through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can
finish the basement. When you're done, you will have a place to live.
Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your
over-70 year-old husband?
A: Tell him you're
pregnant.
Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the
elderly wrinkles?
A: Take off your
glasses.
Q: Seriously! What can I do for these crow's feet
& all those wrinkles on my face?
A: Go bra-less. It will usually pull them out.
Q: Why should 70-plus year old people use valet
parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your
car.
Q: Is it common for 70-plus year olds to have
problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem. Retrieving it
is the problem.
Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the
afternoon.
Q: Where should 70-plus year olds look for eye
glasses?
A: On their
foreheads.
Q: What is the most common remark made by 70-plus
year olds when they enter antique stores?
A: "Gosh, I remember
these!"


-- Edited by Possum3 on Friday 24th of July 2020 01:10:17 PM

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"Gosh, I remember these!" Went to the National Museum of Australia in Canberra and on display is a malted milk machine with the aluminium containers.


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