Just Joking

Bobdown · Bobdown

Some of you Nomads need to know your limitations.............

Bobdown · Bobdown

An older man approached an attractive younger woman at a shopping mall.'Excuse me; I can't seem to find my wife. Would you talk to me for a couple of minutes?'The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the old fellow, said, 'Of course, sir. Do you know where your wife might be?''I have no idea, but every t...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Lovely Italian story...............be careful what you say.

Bobdown · Bobdown

funny video...........

Craig1 · Craig1

Possum has been quiet, but why do you view a particular joke? the person who posts, the title, just bored so have a look. eg Broken brickie rates high. Commonsense also. A few good ones hardly rate a view

fwdoz · fwdoz

A chemistry professor posted a bonus question on an exam. Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wro...

fwdoz · fwdoz

As a man is leaving his house for work his wife shouts out "Don't forget to buy a bag of snails on your way home, my parents are coming for dinner remember". The man agrees and rushes off to work, where he has a terrible, stressful day. Sure enough, when he gets home he's forgotten the bag of snails. "I can't...

Craig1 · Craig1

so so. v Car Air Conditioning ... The Goldberg Brothers - The Inventors of the Automobile Air Conditioner Here's a little fact for automotive buffs, or just to dazzle your friends. The four Goldberg brothers, Lowell, Norman, Hiram, and Max, invented and developed the first automobile ai...

Craig1 · Craig1

Well close Subject: : Priest On His Deathbed An old Australian priest lay dying. He sent a message for an Australian Tax Office Supervisor and his Lawyer to come to the hospital. When they arrived, they were ushered up to his room. As they entered the room, the priest held out his hands and motione...

Possum3 · Possum3

FIFTY SHADES OF GREY BY PAM AYRES The missus bought a Paperback, down Shepton Mallet way, I had a look inside her bag;... T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey".... Well I just left her to it, And at ten I went to bed. An hour later she appeared; The sight filled me with dread. In her left hand she held a rope; And in her...

Possum3 · Possum3

We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are OUR rules: Please note these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Breasts are for looking at and that is why we do it. Dont try to change that. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. Youre a big girl. If its up, put it...

Possum3 · Possum3

A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel. On the third day out, the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning. After dusting themselves off, the Nun and the Priest surveyed their situation. After a long period of silence, the Priest spoke. 'Well, Sister, this looks pretty grim....

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almost done and dusted

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Bobdown · Bobdown

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY? (written by kids 7 - 10) 1 . You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10 -No person really decides before they grow up whom they're going to m...

Possum3 · Possum3

We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the 'seniors' special' was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $12.99. 'Sounds good,' my wife said. 'But I don't want the eggs..' 'Then, I'll have to charge you $23.49 because you're ordering a la carte,' the waitress warned her.... 'You mean I'd have t...

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Don't try to figure it out............

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Seniors at the playground (Preview) Some of you Nomads need to know your limitations.............	Bobdown	1	2098	04:09 PM Mar 9, 2020 by Bicyclecamper
	Wisdom of age (Preview) An older man approached an attractive younger woman at a shopping mall.'Excuse me; I can't seem to find my wife. Would you talk to me for a couple of minutes?'The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the old fellow, said, 'Of course, sir. Do you know where your wife might be?''I have no idea, but every t...	Bobdown	0	1325	12:10 PM Mar 9, 2020 by Bobdown
	The Major (Preview) Lovely Italian story...............be careful what you say.	Bobdown	0	1110	11:17 AM Mar 7, 2020 by Bobdown
	Never Date a Girl Who Takes Yoga (Preview) funny video...........	Bobdown	1	1774	09:32 AM Mar 7, 2020 by Craig1
	What attracts you to a joke (Preview) Possum has been quiet, but why do you view a particular joke? the person who posts, the title, just bored so have a look. eg Broken brickie rates high. Commonsense also. A few good ones hardly rate a view	Craig1	13	1702	09:08 AM Mar 7, 2020 by Grandad5
	The theory of Hell (Preview) A chemistry professor posted a bonus question on an exam. Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wro...	fwdoz	1	1254	09:19 PM Mar 6, 2020 by Night_owl
	Escargot for dinner (Preview) As a man is leaving his house for work his wife shouts out "Don't forget to buy a bag of snails on your way home, my parents are coming for dinner remember". The man agrees and rushes off to work, where he has a terrible, stressful day. Sure enough, when he gets home he's forgotten the bag of snails. "I can't...	fwdoz	0	1014	07:54 PM Mar 6, 2020 by fwdoz
	Car air con (Preview) so so. v Car Air Conditioning ... The Goldberg Brothers - The Inventors of the Automobile Air Conditioner Here's a little fact for automotive buffs, or just to dazzle your friends. The four Goldberg brothers, Lowell, Norman, Hiram, and Max, invented and developed the first automobile ai...	Craig1	0	1460	02:00 PM Mar 5, 2020 by Craig1
	Getting toward Easter (Preview) Well close Subject: : Priest On His Deathbed An old Australian priest lay dying. He sent a message for an Australian Tax Office Supervisor and his Lawyer to come to the hospital. When they arrived, they were ushered up to his room. As they entered the room, the priest held out his hands and motione...	Craig1	0	1252	08:28 PM Mar 4, 2020 by Craig1
	50 Shades (Preview) FIFTY SHADES OF GREY BY PAM AYRES The missus bought a Paperback, down Shepton Mallet way, I had a look inside her bag;... T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey".... Well I just left her to it, And at ten I went to bed. An hour later she appeared; The sight filled me with dread. In her left hand she held a rope; And in her...	Possum3	0	1332	06:28 PM Feb 28, 2020 by Possum3
	Rules (Preview) We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are OUR rules: Please note these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Breasts are for looking at and that is why we do it. Dont try to change that. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. Youre a big girl. If its up, put it...	Possum3	0	1363	06:23 PM Feb 28, 2020 by Possum3
	Is that true? (Preview) A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel. On the third day out, the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning. After dusting themselves off, the Nun and the Priest surveyed their situation. After a long period of silence, the Priest spoke. 'Well, Sister, this looks pretty grim....	Possum3	0	1210	06:18 PM Feb 28, 2020 by Possum3
	Commonsense (Preview) almost done and dusted	Craig1	7	1263	05:03 PM Feb 28, 2020 by Craig1
	Who? (Preview)	Possum3	0	1294	01:18 PM Feb 28, 2020 by Possum3
	Military Genders. (Preview)	Possum3	0	1306	11:03 AM Feb 28, 2020 by Possum3
	That feeling. (Preview)	Possum3	0	1012	10:49 AM Feb 28, 2020 by Possum3
	Grief. (Preview)	Possum3	0	1302	05:51 PM Feb 27, 2020 by Possum3
	Laugh for the day.....by kids (Preview) HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY? (written by kids 7 - 10) 1 . You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10 -No person really decides before they grow up whom they're going to m...	Bobdown	1	1000	10:51 AM Feb 27, 2020 by Tony Bev
	Eggs. (Preview) We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the 'seniors' special' was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $12.99. 'Sounds good,' my wife said. 'But I don't want the eggs..' 'Then, I'll have to charge you $23.49 because you're ordering a la carte,' the waitress warned her.... 'You mean I'd have t...	Possum3	0	1113	08:44 AM Feb 27, 2020 by Possum3
	America's Got Talent (Preview) Don't try to figure it out............	Bobdown	2	1413	07:06 AM Feb 25, 2020 by drtooheys
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