Stanley died in a fire and his body was burned badly. > The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his > two best deer hunting friends, Cooter and Gomer. The three men had > always hunted and fished together and were long time members of a > hunting camp. > > Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, > Cooter said, Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll > him over. The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said, Nope, ain't > Stanley . > > The mortician thought this was rather strange, So he brought Gomer in > to confirm the identity of the body. Gomer looked at the body and said, > Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over. The mortician rolled > him over and Gomer said, No, it ain't Stanley. > > The mortician asked, How can you tell? > > Gomer said, Well, Stanley had two arse-holes. > > What! He had two arse-holes? asked the mortician. > > Yup, we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say, there's Stanley > with them two arse-holes.