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two body bits


ah well

 

 

Stanley died in a fire and his body was burned badly.
> The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his
> two best deer hunting friends, Cooter and Gomer. The three men had
> always hunted and fished together and were long time members of a
> hunting camp.
>
> Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet,
> Cooter said, Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll
> him over. The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said, Nope, ain't
> Stanley .
>
> The mortician thought this was rather strange, So he brought Gomer in
> to confirm the identity of the body. Gomer looked at the body and said,
> Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over. The mortician rolled
> him over and Gomer said, No, it ain't Stanley.
>
> The mortician asked, How can you tell?
>
> Gomer said, Well, Stanley had two arse-holes.
>
> What! He had two arse-holes? asked the mortician.
>
> Yup, we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say, there's Stanley
> with them two arse-holes.                          

 



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Cheers Craig

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