Seven year old Mohammad entered his classroom in Dublin on the first day of school

"Whats your name ? asked the teacher..........Mohammad miss

Well, your in Ireland now, replied the teacher, so from now on you will be know as "Mick"

Mohammad returned home from school and his mother asked, how was your day Mohammad ? My name is not Mohammad he replied, as we live in Ireland it's now Mick !, are you ashamed of your name ? his mother replied, are you trying to dishonor your parents, your religion, your heritage ? Shame on you & his mother gave him a dam good flogging, then she told his father who also gave him a beating he wouldn't forget.

Next day, Mohammad returned to school, the teacher saw all of his fresh bruises, What happened to you Mick,? she asked 

well, said Mick, after becoming an irishman, I was attacked by two F'ing Muslims !!!