Psychiatrist vs. Bartender

Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone under my bed at night.

So I went to a shrink and told him:

I've got problems.  Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it.  I'm scared.  I think I'm going crazy.

"Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink.

"Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.

How much do you charge?
 

One hundred fifty dollars per visit, replied the doctor.

I'll sleep on it, I said.

Six months later the doctor met me on the street.

Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having? He asked.

Well, $150 a visit, three times a week for a year, is $23,400.00.  A bartender cured me for $10.00.  

I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought a new car.

Is that so? With a bit of an attitude he said, and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?

He told me to cut the legs off the bed.  Ain't nobody under there now.

 Its always better to get a second opinion