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Last words..
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What the Teacher Really Means (I guess the teachers among you will relate to this one)
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What the teacher says. (And what the teacher really means.) 1. Your son has a remarkable ability in gathering needed information from his classmates. (He was caught cheating on a test.) 2. Karen is an endless fund of energy and viability. (The hyperactive monster can't stay seated for five minu...
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444
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Next Class Reunion
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454
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I asked..
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Homeschooling..
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So now...
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4
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866
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Secret Service
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Southern Cruizer
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452
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"Et tu, Brutus?"
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418
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Home schooling.
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324
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"Seenagers..
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I just discovered my age group! I am a Seenager (Senior Teenager). I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 50-60 years later.I don't have to go to school or work. I get an allowance every month. I have my own pad. I don't have a curfew. I have a driver's license and my own car. I have ID that gets me...
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Help Wanted
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A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window, stating the following: "Help Wanted. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer."A short time afterwards, a dog trotted up to the window, saw the sign and went...
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Sobriety test
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Officer asks driver to say the alphabet starting with "M". Driver answers " Malphabet " !!
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New world..
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467
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He dialled 69
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363
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Now I know..
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427
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Where's your licence?
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Where's your licence?A police officer pulled over a bloke and asked him for his license, the bloke said "sorry I must have left it at home".The officer said "Ok, can you at least identify yourself"So the bloke adjusted his rear view mirror, took a quick look at himself and said: "Yes, it's me."
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431
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Little Billy..
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Little Billy asks his dad for a telly in his room. Dad reluctantly agrees.Next day Billy comes downstairs and asks, 'Dad, what's love juice?'Dad looks horrified and tells Billy all about sex.Billy just sat there with his mouth open in amazement.Dad says, 'So what were you watching?'Billy says, ' W...
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lol..
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Contractor and the Pearly Gates..
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A contractor dies in a car accident on his 40th birthday and finds himself at the Pearly Gates. A brass band is playing, the angels are singing a beautiful hymn, there is a huge crowd cheering and shouting his name, and absolutely everyone wants to shake his hand.Just when he thinks things can't possib...
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aussie_paul
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468
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Holy Smoke
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Southern Cruizer
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