Just Joking

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Three drunks were standing on top of the Empire State Building.The first one said to the other two,"You know, it's a funny thing about these wind currents. A person could jump off this building right now and not even hit the ground. The wind would carry them right back up to the top of the building."The s...

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Bobdown · Bobdown

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Well, last week was my birthday.My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday.My parents forgot and so did my kids.I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday.As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch...

Possum3 · Possum3

A hillbilly went hunting one day in Oklahoma and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home when he was confronted by an ornery game warden who didnt like hillbillies. The game warden ordered the hillbilly to show his hunting license, and the hillbilly pull...

Possum3 · Possum3

A car full of Irish nuns is sitting at a traffic light in downtown Dublin, when a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up alongside of them."Hey, show us yer tits, ya bloody penguins!" shouts one of the drunks.Quite shocked, Mother Superior turns to Sister Mary Immaculata and says, "I don't think they know who we...

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The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you."Yes, she says, "I remember it well."OK, he says, "How about taking a stroll around there aga...

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A lawyer, who had a wife and 12 children, needed to move because his rental agreement was terminated by the owner who wanted to reoccupy the home.But he was having a lot of difficulty finding a new house.When he said, he had 12 children, no one would rent a home to him because they felt that the children w...

Mike Harding · Mike Harding

An elderly guy was about to reverse his Rolls Royce into a parking space when suddenly a small open top sports car rudely drove into it. The driver, a slim and trim young man hopped out of the sports car and said to the Rolls driver "You have to be young and fit to do that pop". The elderly driver looked at the...

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My neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the vet. He found that the problem was hair in its ears so he cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine.The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that if she wanted to keep this from reoccurring she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hai...

Bobdown · Bobdown

just joking............

JayDee · JayDee

Bill and Sam, two elderly friends, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems. One day Bill didn't show up. Sam didn't think much about it and figured maybe he had a cold or something. But after Bill hadn't shown up for a week or so, Sam rea...

skins · skins

An investment counselor decided to go out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in, and pretty soon she realised that she needed an in-house counsel. She began to interview young lawyers. As Im sure you can understand, she started off with one of the first applicants, in a bu...

Craig1 · Craig1

A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally getting all the necessary tools together, she made for the ice. After positioning her comfy footstool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice. Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE...

dorian · dorian

Engineering: "How will this work?" Science: "Why will this work?" Management: "When will this work?" Humanities: "Do you want fries with that?"

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Gaol. (Preview)	Possum3	0	843	06:56 PM Oct 23, 2020 by Possum3
	3 Drunks. (Preview) Three drunks were standing on top of the Empire State Building.The first one said to the other two,"You know, it's a funny thing about these wind currents. A person could jump off this building right now and not even hit the ground. The wind would carry them right back up to the top of the building."The s...	Possum3	0	820	06:54 PM Oct 23, 2020 by Possum3
	I've reached ......... (Preview)	Possum3	0	792	06:43 PM Oct 23, 2020 by Possum3
	Getting slower. (Preview)	Possum3	0	960	04:03 PM Oct 23, 2020 by Possum3
	Blonde. (Preview)	Possum3	0	1036	02:05 PM Oct 23, 2020 by Possum3
	Memory Fail. (Preview)	Possum3	0	895	01:58 PM Oct 23, 2020 by Possum3
	Parole? (Preview)	Possum3	0	1081	01:35 PM Oct 22, 2020 by Possum3
	Nicknames (Preview)	Bobdown	0	1059	12:22 PM Oct 22, 2020 by Bobdown
	Why did I get divorced? (Preview) Well, last week was my birthday.My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday.My parents forgot and so did my kids.I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday.As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch...	Possum3	0	993	11:45 AM Oct 22, 2020 by Possum3
	Hillbilly Duck Hunter. (Preview) A hillbilly went hunting one day in Oklahoma and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home when he was confronted by an ornery game warden who didnt like hillbillies. The game warden ordered the hillbilly to show his hunting license, and the hillbilly pull...	Possum3	0	1003	10:23 PM Oct 20, 2020 by Possum3
	Irish Nuns. (Preview) A car full of Irish nuns is sitting at a traffic light in downtown Dublin, when a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up alongside of them."Hey, show us yer tits, ya bloody penguins!" shouts one of the drunks.Quite shocked, Mother Superior turns to Sister Mary Immaculata and says, "I don't think they know who we...	Possum3	0	493	10:20 PM Oct 20, 2020 by Possum3
	Senior Sex (Preview) The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you."Yes, she says, "I remember it well."OK, he says, "How about taking a stroll around there aga...	Possum3	0	657	10:00 PM Oct 20, 2020 by Possum3
	Rental Property & The Lawyer with 12 kids (Preview) A lawyer, who had a wife and 12 children, needed to move because his rental agreement was terminated by the owner who wanted to reoccupy the home.But he was having a lot of difficulty finding a new house.When he said, he had 12 children, no one would rent a home to him because they felt that the children w...	Possum3	0	940	04:39 PM Oct 20, 2020 by Possum3
	Don't mess with older people (Preview) An elderly guy was about to reverse his Rolls Royce into a parking space when suddenly a small open top sports car rudely drove into it. The driver, a slim and trim young man hopped out of the sports car and said to the Rolls driver "You have to be young and fit to do that pop". The elderly driver looked at the...	Mike Harding	0	704	01:15 PM Oct 20, 2020 by Mike Harding
	My neighbour. (Preview) My neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the vet. He found that the problem was hair in its ears so he cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine.The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that if she wanted to keep this from reoccurring she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hai...	Possum3	6	875	08:23 AM Oct 20, 2020 by WAssa41
	Another Urine joke (Preview) just joking............	Bobdown	1	1142	09:09 PM Oct 19, 2020 by Tony Bev
	Probably already been around.. Jail for telling a wee lie. (Preview) Bill and Sam, two elderly friends, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems. One day Bill didn't show up. Sam didn't think much about it and figured maybe he had a cold or something. But after Bill hadn't shown up for a week or so, Sam rea...	JayDee	1	713	08:36 PM Oct 19, 2020 by Tony Bev
	An investment counselor decided to hire a lawyer (Preview) An investment counselor decided to go out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in, and pretty soon she realised that she needed an in-house counsel. She began to interview young lawyers. As Im sure you can understand, she started off with one of the first applicants, in a bu...	skins	0	583	08:03 PM Oct 19, 2020 by skins
	ice fishing (Preview) *A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject,* *and finally getting all the necessary tools together, she made for the ice.* *After positioning her comfy footstool, she started to make a circular* *cut in the ice. Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed,* *"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE...*	Craig1	2	747	01:36 PM Oct 19, 2020 by Craig1
	How, why, when will this work? (Preview) Engineering: "How will this work?" Science: "Why will this work?" Management: "When will this work?" Humanities: "Do you want fries with that?"	dorian	3	912	12:29 PM Oct 19, 2020 by Tony LEE
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