Now that I'm older, slower and on a fixed income, I've disconnected my home alarm system. 

I also decided to turn off my external lights and resigned from Neighbourhood Watch. 

To save money I've raised 2 Pakistani flags in my front garden, one at each corner and have the black flag of ISIS in the centre.

Its so good now, my neighbours, Local Police, the Federal Police and the Armed Forces are all keeping watch on the house 24/7. In addition, I am followed & watched everywhere I go.  I've never felt safer, and I'm saving $149.50 a month!