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Collo


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Repeat three times,

Whale

Oil

Bee

Fooked



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good one.



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i thought it was

WHALE 

OIL

BEEF

HOOKED

 

Said with an Irish lilt

 



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Correct :)

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There was a race horse named "Hoof Hearted". Imagine doing the race call.

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There was also a racehorse called Norma Stitts



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how hard would it be for the sports callers if there was a football player named carmicheal hunt

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The idiot Qld deputy premier got that one out yesterday, DogBox, supposedly a mistake/stutter

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Craig1 wrote:

The idiot Qld deputy premier got that one out yesterday, DogBox, supposedly a mistake/stutter




it is like the comedians who use excessive foul language if you take the foul language out, they don't have a lot say and are not all that funny

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Might as well say, if brains out of the old thunderbirds puppet show married Claudia Schiffer and she kept her surname....what would her whole married name be then??

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Far Kurnell is a place I often mention.

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peter67 wrote:

Might as well say, if brains out of the old thunderbirds puppet show married Claudia Schiffer and she kept her surname....what would her whole married name be then??

 

 

They took a vote on two super models.

They asked which model was smartest, and which one had the best looks.

The result was as follows.

Naomi Campbell. Looks.

And not suprising....Schiffer. Brains.



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