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Grannys Day

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A woman decides to have a face lift for her 50th birthday. She spends $15,000 and looks sensational.On her way home, she stops at a news stand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving, she says to the clerk, I hope you dont mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?.About 32, is the reply.Nope! Im exactly 50, t...

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Little Charlie and his girl friend Jenny are only 10 years old, but they know they are in love.One day they decide that they want to get married, so Charlie goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand.Charlie bravely walks up to him and says, "Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want to ask you for her...

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Leaving the Store, I couldn't find my Keys. They weren't in my pockets.Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I headed for the parking lot.My wife has scolded me many times for leaving my keys in the car's ignition. She's afraid that the car could be stolen.As I looked around...

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A WOMAN was flying from Melbourne to Brisbane ...Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sydney.The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircraft the plane would re-board in 50 minutes..Everybody got off the plane except one lady who wa...

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-- Edited by Possum3 on Friday 9th of April 2021 08:15:49 PM

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An invisible man married an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either. I didn't think the chiropractor would improve my posture. But I stand corrected. I took my new girlfriend out on our first date to the ice rink, and entry was half price. She called me a cheap skate. Studies show co...

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A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were spending the first night of their honeymoon.They opened the champagne and began undressing. When the groom removed his socks, his new wife asked, "Ewww - what's wrong with your feet?!Your toes look all mangled and weird!! Why ar...

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	Granny Pressie (Preview) Grannys Day	Craig1	1	881	07:37 AM Apr 15, 2021 by Blues Man
	Age. (Preview) A woman decides to have a face lift for her 50th birthday. She spends $15,000 and looks sensational.On her way home, she stops at a news stand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving, she says to the clerk, I hope you dont mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?.About 32, is the reply.Nope! Im exactly 50, t...	Possum3	1	681	07:35 AM Apr 15, 2021 by Blues Man
	Washed. (Preview)	Possum3	0	349	07:20 AM Apr 15, 2021 by Possum3
	Another ABC. (Preview)	Possum3	2	666	07:45 PM Apr 14, 2021 by Craig1
	Updates (Preview)	Plain Truth	0	417	05:25 PM Apr 14, 2021 by Plain Truth
	Heavenly Help. (Preview)	Possum3	0	844	07:16 PM Apr 13, 2021 by Possum3
	Golf. (Preview)	Possum3	0	769	07:32 AM Apr 13, 2021 by Possum3
	The Missus. (Preview)	Possum3	0	703	07:12 AM Apr 13, 2021 by Possum3
	Exercise program. (Preview)	Possum3	0	530	11:19 PM Apr 12, 2021 by Possum3
	Thirsty. (Preview)	Possum3	0	738	11:13 PM Apr 12, 2021 by Possum3
	Little Charlie. (Preview) Little Charlie and his girl friend Jenny are only 10 years old, but they know they are in love.One day they decide that they want to get married, so Charlie goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand.Charlie bravely walks up to him and says, "Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want to ask you for her...	Possum3	0	507	11:06 PM Apr 12, 2021 by Possum3
	Left keys in car. (Preview) Leaving the Store, I couldn't find my Keys. They weren't in my pockets.Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I headed for the parking lot.My wife has scolded me many times for leaving my keys in the car's ignition. She's afraid that the car could be stolen.As I looked around...	Possum3	1	908	05:41 PM Apr 12, 2021 by Roy E
	Spread yourself around... (Preview)	peter67	3	848	08:21 PM Apr 11, 2021 by rgren2
	Pilot. (Preview) A WOMAN was flying from Melbourne to Brisbane ...Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sydney.The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircraft the plane would re-board in 50 minutes..Everybody got off the plane except one lady who wa...	Possum3	0	939	06:05 PM Apr 10, 2021 by Possum3
	Loose spanner. (Preview)	Possum3	1	707	05:51 PM Apr 10, 2021 by Bicyclecamper
	For Tony. (Eaglemax.) (Preview) -- Edited by Possum3 on Friday 9th of April 2021 08:15:49 PM	Possum3	3	895	05:45 PM Apr 10, 2021 by Buzz Lightbulb
	absurd signage. (Preview)	Possum3	1	597	02:29 PM Apr 10, 2021 by Craig1
	A few quotable quotes currently doing the rounds (Preview) An invisible man married an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either. I didn't think the chiropractor would improve my posture. But I stand corrected. I took my new girlfriend out on our first date to the ice rink, and entry was half price. She called me a cheap skate. Studies show co...	Cupie	1	658	09:51 AM Apr 10, 2021 by peter67
	Wedding night. (Preview) A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were spending the first night of their honeymoon.They opened the champagne and began undressing. When the groom removed his socks, his new wife asked, "Ewww - what's wrong with your feet?!Your toes look all mangled and weird!! Why ar...	Possum3	1	611	08:39 AM Apr 10, 2021 by Blues Man
	The Child-bride. (Preview)	Possum3	1	598	08:22 AM Apr 10, 2021 by Blues Man
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