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So I am at Coles scanning and bagging my almost $300 worth of groceries while the cashier "monitors" and then this happened.Her - why are you double bagging all of your groceries?Me - excuse me?Her - you are wasting our bags!Me - if you don't like the way I'm bagging the groceries, feel free to come on ove...

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The Aboriginals in a remote part of Northern Australia asked their new elder if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was an elder in a modern community he had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky he couldn't tell what the winter was going to be like. Neverthe...

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Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on abench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins totalk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.MAN: HelloWOMAN: Hi Honey, its me. Are you at the club?MAN: Yes.WOMAN: Im at the shops now and found this beau...

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Who can remember all the old Aussie sayings from yesteryear .............lets have them nomads. Like: It goes off like a free keg at a Wharfies picnic. or As busy as a bricklayer in Baghdad. Cheers Bob

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DEATHWhile walking along the footpath in front of his church, our minister heard the intoning of a prayer that nearly made his collar wilt.Apparently, his 5-year-old son and his playmates had found a dead robin.Feeling that proper burial should be performed, they had secured a small box and cotton...

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Little Johnny sees his Daddys car passing the playground and going into the woods. Curious, he follows the car and sees Daddy and Aunt Jane kissing.Johnny finds this so exciting and can barely contain himself as he runs home and starts to tell his mother excitedly.MOMMY, MOMMY, I WAS AT THE PLAYGROUN...

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A recent survey found that one in three Greens are as stupid as the other two.

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	Alcohol = Good decision - Never! (Preview)	Possum3	0	721	02:38 PM Apr 27, 2021 by Possum3
	Who counted? (Preview)	Possum3	1	654	11:57 AM Apr 27, 2021 by Craig1
	At the Checkout. (Preview) So I am at Coles scanning and bagging my almost $300 worth of groceries while the cashier "monitors" and then this happened.Her - why are you double bagging all of your groceries?Me - excuse me?Her - you are wasting our bags!Me - if you don't like the way I'm bagging the groceries, feel free to come on ove...	Possum3	0	463	09:10 AM Apr 27, 2021 by Possum3
	The weather forecaster (Preview) The Aboriginals in a remote part of Northern Australia asked their new elder if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was an elder in a modern community he had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky he couldn't tell what the winter was going to be like. Neverthe...	Bobdown	3	717	09:02 AM Apr 27, 2021 by Possum3
	THE PERFECT HUSBAND (Preview) Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on abench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins totalk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.MAN: HelloWOMAN: Hi Honey, its me. Are you at the club?MAN: Yes.WOMAN: Im at the shops now and found this beau...	Possum3	1	744	08:04 AM Apr 27, 2021 by Blues Man
	70323. (Preview)	Possum3	3	905	08:02 AM Apr 27, 2021 by Blues Man
	Skinny Dipping. (Preview)	Possum3	1	849	07:58 AM Apr 27, 2021 by Blues Man
	Zero to Seventy (Preview)	Possum3	1	801	08:30 PM Apr 25, 2021 by Craig1
	Aussie Sayings ( 1 2 3 ) (Preview) Who can remember all the old Aussie sayings from yesteryear .............lets have them nomads. Like: It goes off like a free keg at a Wharfies picnic. or As busy as a bricklayer in Baghdad. Cheers Bob	Bobdown	76	6293	08:26 PM Apr 25, 2021 by Craig1
	Imagine. (Preview)	Possum3	0	624	06:20 PM Apr 25, 2021 by Possum3
	Wife. (Preview)	Possum3	0	819	06:15 PM Apr 25, 2021 by Possum3
	Answered prayer. (Preview)	Possum3	0	419	06:14 PM Apr 25, 2021 by Possum3
	Mondegreen (Preview) DEATHWhile walking along the footpath in front of his church, our minister heard the intoning of a prayer that nearly made his collar wilt.Apparently, his 5-year-old son and his playmates had found a dead robin.Feeling that proper burial should be performed, they had secured a small box and cotton...	Possum3	0	490	06:12 PM Apr 25, 2021 by Possum3
	Pregnancy. (Preview)	Possum3	0	538	06:08 PM Apr 25, 2021 by Possum3
	Little Johnny (Preview) Little Johnny sees his Daddys car passing the playground and going into the woods. Curious, he follows the car and sees Daddy and Aunt Jane kissing.Johnny finds this so exciting and can barely contain himself as he runs home and starts to tell his mother excitedly.MOMMY, MOMMY, I WAS AT THE PLAYGROUN...	Possum3	0	576	06:06 PM Apr 25, 2021 by Possum3
	Paddy. (Preview)	Possum3	0	537	06:05 PM Apr 25, 2021 by Possum3
	toothpaste (Preview)	Plain Truth	0	550	04:47 PM Apr 25, 2021 by Plain Truth
	GREENS PARTY (Preview) A recent survey found that one in three Greens are as stupid as the other two.	Hendo	3	867	04:34 PM Apr 25, 2021 by peter67
	For Peter 67. (Preview)	Possum3	1	433	04:32 PM Apr 25, 2021 by peter67
	Smooth Cat (Preview)	peter67	0	658	08:37 AM Apr 25, 2021 by peter67
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