A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician simply performed the same tricks over and over again.

There was only one problem: The captains parrot saw the shows every week and began to understand what the magician did in every trick. Once he understood that, he started shouting out in the middle of the show.

Look, its not the same hat! Look, hes hiding the flowers under the table! Hey, why are all the cards the Ace of Spades?

The magician was furious but couldnt do anything, it was the captains parrot after all.

One day the ship had an accident and sank. The magician found himself on a piece of wood in the middle of the ocean and, of course, the parrot was by his side.

They stared at each other with hate, but did not utter a word. This went on for several days. After a week the parrot finally said: Okay, I give up. What did you do with the boat?