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Blind cowboy.


An old blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of whiskey.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender: Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says: Before you tell that joke, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know four things: The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat, the bouncer is a blonde girl with a club, Im a 6-foot tall blonde woman with a black belt in karate and the woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter. Now, think about it seriously, do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters: No, not if Im gonna have to explain it four times.



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old and great cut and paste, mate

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Luv a good blonde joke.     biggrinbiggrinbiggrin



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Lol. Good chuckle

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That's great.biggrinbiggrin



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Blues man.



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I'll bet she had hairy armpits and doc marten boots.

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