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New Seniors Government Handout
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Subject: FW: Govt help This is very interesting! Here is a link for what the Australian Government is going to do for all seniors for staying at home during this crisis. All seniors are entitled to a grant to stay at home to avoid the spread of COVID-19 Coronavirus starting on August 25th 2021. Th...
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A cows tail
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A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.Naturally the Doctor asked him 'What happened to YOU?''Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole we both sliced our golf balls int...
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Little Johnny again.
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A grade three teacher is giving a lesson on nutrition.She decides to ask her students what they had for breakfast.To add a spelling component, she asks the students to also spell their answers.Susan puts up her hand and says she had an egg, 'E-G-G'.'Very good', says the teacher.Peter says he had toas...
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Harassment.
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Every day, a male employee walks up very close to a female co-worker at the coffee machine. he stops, inhales quite deeply as says that her hair smells nice. After a week of this, the woman can't stand it anymore. She takes her issue to the supervisor in H.R. and asks to file a sexual harassment grievance...
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Blacked?
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A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.Nurse, he mumbles from behind the mask, are my testicles black?Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, I dont know, Sir. Im only here to wash yo...
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Taxidermist.
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Like it.
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National Cabinet
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OZZY.
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Stop Lying.
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Bicycling Nuns.
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Where are they?
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Single vs Married
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I look like ...
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Dreamcatcher
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Gas
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I was in a restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realised that I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really loud so I timed my farts to the beat of the music. After a couple of songs I started to feel better. I finished my coffee and then I noticed that everybody was staring at me. Then I suddenly...
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Not going to Hawaii
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"Fluctuations."
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I was at my bank today; there was a short line.There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars.It was obvious she was very irritated ..She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?"...
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Lockdown Laughs!!!!
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The Christening
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