Just Joking

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

walks into a pub and says to the barman,'Can I have a pint of beer, and a Ham and Cheese Toastie?'The barman is amazed, but gives the rabbit a pint of beer and a ham and cheese toastie.The rabbit drinks the beer and eats the toastie. He then leaves.The following night the rabbit returns and again asks for a...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets. Al McGuireThe difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. Albert EinsteinWar is Gods way of teaching Americans geography. Ambrose BierceAt every party there are two kinds of people those who want to go home...

rgren2 · rgren2

Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books,'Titanic' and 'My Life' by Bill Clinton.One student turned in the following book report, With the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.Titanic:.... Cost - $29.99 Clinton :......

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Southern Cruizer · Southern Cruizer

A story I'll tell of a burglar boldWho started to rob a house;He opened the window, and then crept inAs quiet as a mouse.He looked around for a place to hide,'Till the folks were all asleep,Then said he, "With their moneyI'll take a quiet sneak."So under the bed the burglar crept;He crept up close to the...

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aussie_paul · aussie_paul

For lunch the old man made hamburgers. Again, Larry was concerned about the plates as it appeared to have tiny specks around the edge that looked like dried egg and asked, Are you sure these plates are clean?Without looking up the old man said, I told you before, those dishes are as clean as cold water ca...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

By the time John pulled into the little town, every hotel room was taken. "You've got to have a room somewhere." he pleaded to the last hotel manager, "Or just a bed--I don't really care where. I'm completely exhausted""Well, I do have a double room with one occupant," admitted the manager, "and I'm su...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Two medical students were walking along a street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart.He was stiff-legged and walking very slowly.One student said to his friend: "I'm sure that poor old man has Peltry Syndrome. Those people walk just like that."The other student says: "No, I do...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Two Mexicans are lost in the desert after crossing the Rio Grande into the United States. Wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says...:"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk.""Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bac...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS FOR THE OVER 60'S.Q: Where can single men over the age of 60 find younger women who are interested in them?A:Try a bookstore, under Fiction .Q:What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?A: Keep busy . If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement .. When y...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home.On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint. He then stopped by the feed store and picked up a couple o...

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dorian · dorian

https://www.youtube.com/embed/QZoxkHTzEqI (18 secs)

rgren2 · rgren2

Southern Cruizer · Southern Cruizer

Southern Cruizer · Southern Cruizer

Southern Cruizer · Southern Cruizer

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	A rabbit.. (Preview) walks into a pub and says to the barman,'Can I have a pint of beer, and a Ham and Cheese Toastie?'The barman is amazed, but gives the rabbit a pint of beer and a ham and cheese toastie.The rabbit drinks the beer and eats the toastie. He then leaves.The following night the rabbit returns and again asks for a...	aussie_paul	0	548	10:35 PM Oct 25, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Points to ponder.. (Preview) The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets. Al McGuireThe difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. Albert EinsteinWar is Gods way of teaching Americans geography. Ambrose BierceAt every party there are two kinds of people those who want to go home...	aussie_paul	0	500	10:32 PM Oct 25, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Book report (Preview) Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books,'Titanic' and 'My Life' by Bill Clinton.One student turned in the following book report, With the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.Titanic:.... Cost - $29.99 Clinton :......	rgren2	1	764	01:34 PM Oct 25, 2024 by Magnarc
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	Old Maid & a Burglar (Preview) A story I'll tell of a burglar boldWho started to rob a house;He opened the window, and then crept inAs quiet as a mouse.He looked around for a place to hide,'Till the folks were all asleep,Then said he, "With their moneyI'll take a quiet sneak."So under the bed the burglar crept;He crept up close to the...	Southern Cruizer	1	637	11:45 AM Oct 22, 2024 by Possum3
	Material Safety Data Sheet (Preview)	rgren2	1	829	11:16 AM Oct 22, 2024 by peter67
	Cold water.. (Preview) For lunch the old man made hamburgers. Again, Larry was concerned about the plates as it appeared to have tiny specks around the edge that looked like dried egg and asked, Are you sure these plates are clean?Without looking up the old man said, I told you before, those dishes are as clean as cold water ca...	aussie_paul	0	545	10:34 PM Oct 21, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Sweetheart? (Preview) By the time John pulled into the little town, every hotel room was taken. "You've got to have a room somewhere." he pleaded to the last hotel manager, "Or just a bed--I don't really care where. I'm completely exhausted""Well, I do have a double room with one occupant," admitted the manager, "and I'm su...	aussie_paul	0	460	10:29 PM Oct 21, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Medical diagnosis.. (Preview) Two medical students were walking along a street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart.He was stiff-legged and walking very slowly.One student said to his friend: "I'm sure that poor old man has Peltry Syndrome. Those people walk just like that."The other student says: "No, I do...	aussie_paul	0	389	10:28 PM Oct 21, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Two Mexicans.. (Preview) Two Mexicans are lost in the desert after crossing the Rio Grande into the United States. Wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says...:"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk.""Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bac...	aussie_paul	0	553	07:16 PM Oct 19, 2024 by aussie_paul
	QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS FOR THE OVER 60'S.. (Preview) QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS FOR THE OVER 60'S.Q: Where can single men over the age of 60 find younger women who are interested in them?A:Try a bookstore, under Fiction .Q:What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?A: Keep busy . If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement .. When y...	aussie_paul	0	593	07:14 PM Oct 19, 2024 by aussie_paul
	No way.. (Preview) A farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home.On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint. He then stopped by the feed store and picked up a couple o...	aussie_paul	0	583	07:12 PM Oct 19, 2024 by aussie_paul
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	How old are you? (Preview) https://www.youtube.com/embed/QZoxkHTzEqI (18 secs)	dorian	0	475	04:38 PM Oct 17, 2024 by dorian
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