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Priest & Rabbi.
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A priest and a rabbi were sitting next to each other on an airplane.After a while, the priest turned to the rabbi and asked,Is it still a requirement of your faith that you refrain from eating pork?The rabbi responded,Yes, that is still one of our laws.The priest then asked,I hope that you don't mind bu...
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789
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Travel.
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975
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Taken down.
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785
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Smut, poor taste and foul language.
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Have to say this forum has pretty much turned into a venue for smut, poor taste and foul language. There are theories about people regressing to childish behaviour as they age, perhaps this is proof. I'm not a prude, I enjoy a witty joke as much as anyone, very little wit displayed here any more.
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Santa
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51
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4079
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Special talent?
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Possum3
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1
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1130
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Burglar.
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Possum3
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959
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Vacuum.
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-- Edited by Possum3 on Wednesday 27th of October 2021 11:21:17 AM
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799
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Watch?
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1023
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Distinction?
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1161
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Local Rd.
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2
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1156
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Monkey bars
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Bobdown
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3
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1034
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Points to ponder
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The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets. Al McGuire The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. Albert Einstein War is Gods way of teaching Americans geography. Ambrose Bierce At every party there are two kinds of people those who wan...
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anolphart
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Is it because .....?
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A girl came skipping home from school one day obviously very happy."Mommy, Mommy,"She yelled out,"We were counting today in school and all the other kids could only count to 4, but I counted to 10""1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10! See?""That's very good" Said her Mother."Is it because I'm blonde Mommy?""Y...
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942
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Chicken.
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798
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Panthers.
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My wife and I went into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a policeman writing out a parking ticket.We went up to him and I said, "Come on man, how about giving a us a break?" He just ignored us and continued writing the ticket.I called him an "arsehole."He glared at me and started writing a...
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quick learner
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Craig1
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1428
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Stick.
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Possum3
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1
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1105
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Older Tyre Adverts, may not be PC for some people
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Craig1
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801
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Snoring.
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By the time John pulled into the little town, every hotel room was taken."You've got to have a room somewhere." he pleaded to the last hotel manager,"Or just a bed--I don't really care where. I'm completely exhausted""Well, I do have a double room with one occupant," admitted the manager, "and I'm su...
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864
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how do things get there?
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Craig1
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