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The Top Ten Remarks of Older Persons
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The Top Ten Remarks of Older Persons 1. I don't care what it looks like! It's comfortable. 2. Why do they print instructions so bloody small??? 3. Where did I leave my glasses? 4. Have I taken my pills already? 5. Now, what did I come in here for? 6. Sorry. I've forgotten what I was going to say. 7. Hm...
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Misheard lyrics
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That's what I heard too....... https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSdRL1R7d/
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Typing Mistake
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A priest, a rabbit and an Imam walk into a blood bank. The rabbit then said, "I think I'm a type o." -- Edited by Mein on Thursday 17th of March 2022 07:22:37 PM
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An unexpected bridge
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When you're driving the back roads and you suddenly come across a bridge that isn't shown on your map / GPS . . . . .
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Brekky
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A tale from another site on the WWW. A driver came into the Pub and placed his order. He said, "I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards." The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, "This guy out there just order...
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Dirty Charlie Brown
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An old joke
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A man wakes into a chemist and asked for a packet of condoms The girl behind counter tells him that would be $5 ,and 50cents for Tax He replies to hell with the tax, i will tie them on with string
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Been busy in garden
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You still work your way around doing things !! -- Edited by Aus-Kiwi on Monday 14th of March 2022 10:36:11 AM
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Over 70s jokes...
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Over 70 jokesI was standing at the bar at the RSL one night, minding my own business.This quite hefty, very plain looking woman came up behind me, grabbed my arse and said,"You are very cute. Do you have a phone number?"I said, "Yes, do you have a pen?"She said, "Yes, Ive got a pen".I said, "Then you bette...
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Roo Dog
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Unbelievable...... https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSdJ5AeMV/
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The Economy
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re's How Bad the Economy Is: My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. CEO's are now playing miniature golf. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. I saw a Mormon with only one wife. McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer. Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America. Parents in Bev...
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Cost of fuel...
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Surfs up
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Stay on your own side.... https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSdJ1ajjh/ -- Edited by Bobdown on Friday 11th of March 2022 05:51:41 PM
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Easy thoughts
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E.B. not related to E T
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The devil made me do this
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Not drunk!
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Good one (Bad language) https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSd1x9kKC/
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Mixed Emotions
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A husband and wife were watching a TV program about psychology in which the phenomenon of 'mixed emotions' was being explained. The husband turned to his wife and said, "What a load of nonsense! I bet you can't tell me anything that will make me feel both good and bad at the same time." The wife repli...
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Wrinkles
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Brotherly love
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Quick one.......... Looks like it was scrapped after I posted......... -- Edited by Bobdown on Thursday 10th of March 2022 05:35:43 PM
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Dead funny
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Not bad....... https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSeoBAXmp/
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