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Can't get worse?
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0
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433
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Need one missing piece.
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0
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582
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Vasectomy.
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0
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634
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Earle.
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0
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798
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Cruel to laugh.
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Possum3
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0
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913
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Definitely.
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A teacher walks up to the whiteboard and writes DEFINITELY She turns to the class and says, Today well be looking at the word definitely. Definitely is when something is assured and there is no chance of doubt. Now, I want some volunteers to use definitely in a statement. Little Suzy raises her hand and...
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0
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717
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5 Times.
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An actual Diahatsu ad from 1996.
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Possum3
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0
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591
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Showering.
(Preview)
How To Shower Like A ManTake off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.Walk naked to the bathroom.If you see your wife along the way, shake wiener at her making thewoo-woo sound.Look at your manly physique in the mirror and suck in your gut to see if you have pecs (no).Adm...
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1
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605
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Luck.
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0
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699
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just for a laugh xx
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Ninety year old aboriginal elder sat in his humpy eyeing two government 'Welfare' officials sent to interview him .One official said to him: "You have observed the white man for 90 years.You have seen his wars and his technological advances.You have seen his progress and the damage he has done."The...
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0
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759
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Why?
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Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his companys Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didnt taste like alcohol at all. He didnt even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong. Opening his eyes, the first thing th...
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Possum3
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0
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718
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Angus the .........
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Angus and his best pal McTavish are sitting around in the pub.Angus takes a long pull at his drink, looks out the door and says,"Angus, you see that bridge out there?"His friend replies,"Aye Angus, that I do""S'a goood Bridge that is"Angus says,"Built it with me bare hands I did....""But do they call...
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2
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883
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Online Shopping
(Preview)
Be careful what you order...........
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Bobdown
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0
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712
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Johnny at the well.
(Preview)
One day, Little Johnnys grandmother sent him to the water hole to get some water for cooking dinner. As he was dipping the bucket in, he saw two big eyes looking back at him. He dropped the bucket and ran back to grandmas house as fast as he could. Wheres my bucket and my water? She asked. I cant get any water...
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0
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587
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Gay test.
(Preview)
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0
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613
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Dyslexic Jason.
(Preview)
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0
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545
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Pepe'.
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0
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695
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Rich Uncle Pennybags.
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0
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602
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Poor Poms
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Q What do you get if you cross the English cricket team with an OXO cube? A. A laughing stock. Q What is the height of optimism? A: English batsman putting on sunscreen. Q. What is the difference between an English batsman and a Formula 1 car? A. Nothing! If you blink you will miss them both. Q. What do En...
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Bobdown
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2
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738
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Inventor.
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Lot of people really do not know this but I am a bit of an inventor. I went to patent office with my three latest inventions, the girl on the reception desk said " Before you fill out the forms, what is your first invention?" So I proudly showed her and she appeared to stifle a giggle " It is a folding bottle" I...
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3
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1055
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