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Subject: LEMON PICKERS NEEDED [UNCLASSIFIED]

LEMON PICKERS NEEDED IN FLORIDA
ONLY U.S. CITIZENS OR LEGAL IMMIGRANTS NEED APPLY

Lemon Pickers Needed read the ad in the newspaper.

Ms. Sally Mulligan of Coral Springs , Florida , read it, and decided to
apply for one of the jobs that most Americans are not willing to do.

She submitted her application for a job in a Florida lemon grove, but
seemed far too qualified for the job.

She has a liberal arts degree from the University of Michigan , and a
Masters degree from Michigan State University .  For a number of
years, she had worked as a social worker, and also as a school
teacher.

The foreman studied her application, frowned and said, "I see that you
are well educated, and have an impressive resume.  However, I have to
ask you, have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?

Well, as a matter of fact, I have," she said.  "I've been divorced 

three times, owned two Chryslers, and voted  for Trump .

She started work yesterday.



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