A guy calls his buddy the horse rancher, and says he is sending a friend over to look at a horse. His buddy asks "How will I recognize him? He replies, "That's easy, he's a midget with a speech impediment."
So the midget shows up, and the rancher asks him if he is looking for a male or a female horse. "A female horth" the midget replies.
So the rancher shows him one of his prized fillies. "Nith looking horth. Can I thee her eyeth?"
So the guy picks the midget up and he gives the horse's eyes the onceover. "Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth?"
So he picks the little fella up again and shows him the horse's ears. "Nith earzth, now can I thee her mouf?"
The rancher is getting pretty ticked off at this point, but he picks him up again and shows him the horse's mouth. "Nice mouf, now can I see her Tw at?"
Well, mad as hell at this point, the rancher grabs the midget under the arms and rams his head as far as he can up the horse's requested part, pulls him out and slams him on the ground.
The midget gets up, wiping his eyes, sputtering and coughing. "Perhapth I should rephrathe that.....Can I thee her wun awound a widdle bit?"
-- Edited by Bobdown on Tuesday 13th of September 2022 04:30:18 PM
