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Count to ten
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Scientists removed the left half of a man's brain and asked him to count to 10. He said, "2, 4, 6, 8, 10." Then they put it back, and removed the right half of his brain and asked him to count to 10. He said, "1, 3, 5, 7, 9." Finally they removed his entire brain and asked him to count to 10. He said, "Oh I can count...
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Irish..
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Irish..
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Age is no joke
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Syndrome
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Smells expensive
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Scientists Invent Revolutionary Kids’ Bike That Uses Pedals Instead Of Electric Power
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https://babylonbee.com/news/scientists-invent-revolutionary-kids-bike-that-uses-pedals-instead-of-electric-power/
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Don't you want the batteries?
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A man named Jake is struggling through a bus station with two huge and obviously heavy suitcases when a stranger comes up behind him and asks Have you got the time?Jake sighs, puts down the suitcases and turns around. After glancing at his wrist he says it's about a quarter to six.Hey, that's a pretty fa...
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Ten types of chat forum participants
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There isnt one universally official list of exactly ten types of chat forum participants (searches for the phrase turn up similar but not identical archetypes from group chats, Twitter chats, focus groups, or general forums). However, online chat forums, message boards, and live discussion spa...
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Racial profiling..
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I was standing at the bar of Terminal 3 in the International Airport when this small Chinese guy comes in, stands next to me, and startsdrinking a beer.I asked him, "Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate, or Ju-Jitsu?"He says "No, I don't. And furthermore - why the hell woul...
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Change the water..
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2026 virus
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Government..
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Grandma's help
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Hells Angels
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Backing in the van
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BACKING IN THE VANI was propped up in my deck chair, beneath the awning shade.Id knocked the top off of a stubby, it was about that time of day.Just then around the corner a car and van appeared.They had the look of newbies, it was the worst I feared. They pulled up right adjacent to their allotted spotTh...
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Mammogram
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While conducting some business at the Courthouse, I overheard a lady, who had been arrested for assaulting a Mammogram Technician, say "Your Honor, I'm guilty but..... There were extenuating circumstances."The female Judge said, sarcastically, "I'd certainly like to hear those extenuating c...
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Paddy
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Pepper
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I was sitting next to a woman on the bus this morning who kept sneezing every few minutes.But every time she sneezed, her eyes rolled back, she let out a little moan and shuddered.After about 10 minutes I couldnt ignore it anymore, so I asked if she was feeling okay.She said, Oh yes, Im fine.Then she expl...
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The story of my life
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This is even funnier when you realize it's real! Next time you have a bad day at work think of this guy.Bob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana. He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs.Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister. She then sent it to radio statio...
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