Just Joking

Magnarc · Magnarc

A Dwarf boarded a bus and had to stand as it was full. A woman told her daughter to give up her seat for him. When she did he angrily told her that just because he was small he was perfectly capable of standing. The embarrassed child returned to her seat. Later, as a woman seated behind the Dwarf got up to get o...

Bicyclecamper · Bicyclecamper

Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

If you're not sure how to adjust the clock:

rgren2 · rgren2

Southern Cruizer · Southern Cruizer

Paddy is 85 and lives in a Senior Citizens Home. Every night after dinner he goes to a secluded garden behind the home to sit and ponder his accomplishments and long life. One evening, Mary, age 82, wanders into the garden. They begin to chat and before they know it, several hours have passed.After a sho...

Bicyclecamper · Bicyclecamper

rgren2 · rgren2

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Shortly it will become compulsory for senior citizens to carry not only their ID, but also their insurance documents, their prescription list, a compact version of their medical file, the statement declaring if they want to be resuscitated after a heart attack, stroke, etc. etc. Consequently, a l...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A professional dietitian was lecturing in front of a group of people who wanted to lose weight.The food we eat is so bad for us, that it will still hurt our health several years down the road, she said.Sugary drinks eat up the lining of our stomach, processed food is full of chemicals, meat is full of pres...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Her Well-Kept Secret...A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other except that the little old woman had a locked chest on top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

67HR · 67HR

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

PRICELESS!1+ 2 = 3Until a child tells you what they are thinking, we can't even begin to imagine how their mind is working....Little Zachary was doing very badly in maths.His parents had tried everything...tutors, mentors, flash cards, special learning centres.In short, everything they could t...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

I was standing at the bar at the RSL one night, minding my own business.This quite hefty, very plain looking woman came up behind me, grabbed my arse and said,"You are very cute. Do you have a phone number?"I said, "Yes, do you have a pen?"She said, "Yes, Ive got a pen".I said, "Then you better get back int...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

The well to do British lady on safari & takes her little Daschund dog with her. Well , one day the wanders off & gets lost.Sitting in the middle of the savannah contemplating his fate he notices a lion approaching . What to do , his mind raced.The lion puzzled at what this strange looking anima...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Two friends had gone hunting. Ahead they saw a lion. The first man shot and missed but the lion had not realized where the men were. The second guy shot too. He missed too.This time the lion realized the place of the men and moved towards them. One of the men immediately took off his boots and put on sports s...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

lol

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A married couple were in a terrible accident in which the womans face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldnt graft any skin from her body because she was too thin. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin.However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was s...

67HR · 67HR

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	The Dwarf. (Preview) A Dwarf boarded a bus and had to stand as it was full. A woman told her daughter to give up her seat for him. When she did he angrily told her that just because he was small he was perfectly capable of standing. The embarrassed child returned to her seat. Later, as a woman seated behind the Dwarf got up to get o...	Magnarc	0	213	11:02 AM Apr 13, 2025 by Magnarc
	Chicken (Preview)	Bicyclecamper	0	266	12:58 PM Apr 11, 2025 by Bicyclecamper
	Clocks go back 1 hour (Preview) If you're not sure how to adjust the clock:	Whenarewethere	4	513	08:14 AM Apr 8, 2025 by Magnarc
	Better than a cpap (Preview)	rgren2	1	305	08:14 PM Apr 7, 2025 by Whenarewethere
	Parkinson's (Preview) Paddy is 85 and lives in a Senior Citizens Home. Every night after dinner he goes to a secluded garden behind the home to sit and ponder his accomplishments and long life. One evening, Mary, age 82, wanders into the garden. They begin to chat and before they know it, several hours have passed.After a sho...	Southern Cruizer	0	398	09:38 AM Mar 29, 2025 by Southern Cruizer
	Dad Where is? (Preview)	Bicyclecamper	0	404	08:43 PM Mar 27, 2025 by Bicyclecamper
	George Forman (Preview)	rgren2	0	403	11:03 PM Mar 24, 2025 by rgren2
	Had to share it.. (Preview) Shortly it will become compulsory for senior citizens to carry not only their ID, but also their insurance documents, their prescription list, a compact version of their medical file, the statement declaring if they want to be resuscitated after a heart attack, stroke, etc. etc. Consequently, a l...	aussie_paul	0	484	01:11 PM Mar 22, 2025 by aussie_paul
	A professional.. (Preview) A professional dietitian was lecturing in front of a group of people who wanted to lose weight.The food we eat is so bad for us, that it will still hurt our health several years down the road, she said.Sugary drinks eat up the lining of our stomach, processed food is full of chemicals, meat is full of pres...	aussie_paul	0	450	11:20 AM Mar 21, 2025 by aussie_paul
	Her Well-Kept Secret.. (Preview) Her Well-Kept Secret...A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other except that the little old woman had a locked chest on top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open...	aussie_paul	0	417	05:26 PM Mar 20, 2025 by aussie_paul
	Humpty Dumpty.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	6	730	02:15 PM Mar 19, 2025 by Possum3
	To be sure, To be sure. (Preview)	67HR	0	379	10:48 AM Mar 17, 2025 by 67HR
	Boobs.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	407	07:09 PM Mar 15, 2025 by aussie_paul
	The Wonders of a Catholic Education! (Preview) PRICELESS!1+ 2 = 3Until a child tells you what they are thinking, we can't even begin to imagine how their mind is working....Little Zachary was doing very badly in maths.His parents had tried everything...tutors, mentors, flash cards, special learning centres.In short, everything they could t...	aussie_paul	0	441	02:07 PM Mar 13, 2025 by aussie_paul
	Over 70s jokes (Preview) I was standing at the bar at the RSL one night, minding my own business.This quite hefty, very plain looking woman came up behind me, grabbed my arse and said,"You are very cute. Do you have a phone number?"I said, "Yes, do you have a pen?"She said, "Yes, Ive got a pen".I said, "Then you better get back int...	aussie_paul	0	406	02:03 PM Mar 13, 2025 by aussie_paul
	Daschund dog.. (Preview) The well to do British lady on safari & takes her little Daschund dog with her. Well , one day the wanders off & gets lost.Sitting in the middle of the savannah contemplating his fate he notices a lion approaching . What to do , his mind raced.The lion puzzled at what this strange looking anima...	aussie_paul	0	367	07:01 PM Mar 12, 2025 by aussie_paul
	Lion Hunting.. (Preview) Two friends had gone hunting. Ahead they saw a lion. The first man shot and missed but the lion had not realized where the men were. The second guy shot too. He missed too.This time the lion realized the place of the men and moved towards them. One of the men immediately took off his boots and put on sports s...	aussie_paul	0	378	10:17 PM Mar 11, 2025 by aussie_paul
	Hurdle.. (Preview) lol	aussie_paul	0	412	04:06 PM Mar 11, 2025 by aussie_paul
	A married couple.. (Preview) A married couple were in a terrible accident in which the womans face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldnt graft any skin from her body because she was too thin. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin.However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was s...	aussie_paul	0	380	02:54 PM Mar 11, 2025 by aussie_paul
	Fuel station makes a fortune (Preview)	67HR	3	514	07:01 AM Mar 11, 2025 by Magnarc
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