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The Bathroom Light..
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A man turns 90 and heads to the doctor for his annual check-up.After his exam, the doctor says,"For a man your age, you're remarkable; in fact, you're in the best shape I've ever seen for someone of your advancing years."The old man smiles proudly."Well, Doc, it comes from good, clean living. I know fo...
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An elderly Woman
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The Postman
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A postman had been working all day in the pouring rain he was almost finished apart from one last letter he had to deliver, he had to take it two miles down a small country road, by the time he got there he was soaked through, muddy and sore:He entered the garden, closed the gate and turned round to be greete...
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A nervous priest
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A new priest at his very first Mass was so nervous he could hardly speak and delivered an awful sermon. Afterward, he asked the monsignor for advice on how to relax.The monsignor said,When I get nervous on the pulpit, I put a large glass of vodka in front of me instead of water. If I start to shake or stamm...
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2 Priests
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Dying Nun
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In a convent in Ireland, the 98-year-old Mother Superior lay dying.The Nuns gathered around her bed trying to make her last journey comfortable.They tried giving her warm milk to drink but she refused it.One of the Nuns took the glass back to the kitchen. Then, remembering a bottle of Irish Whiskey t...
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The Painter
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2 sisters
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Wife..
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An engineer..
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Needlework
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A round of golf
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A group of Wick men lived and died for their Saturday morning round of golf. One day one of them transferred to another job in London. From then on their games weren't the same without him.Maggie joined their Club. She overheard the three blokes talking about the situation.She said, "You know, I used t...
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Photo fun
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Shopping..
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Heart pounding..
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Oldies
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Old age ain't no place for sissies. Bette Davis They say that the first things to go when you're old, are your legs and your eyesight. It isn't true. The first thing to go is parallel parking. Kurt Vonnegut The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind. Humphrey Bogart (He would know!...
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Pizza
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Lovers.
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" I love you David". "I love you too Sussan". (Until the next time)
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On Line Dating..
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I had a mate that was always threatening to leave his Missus and her reply was always, "'You'd miss me" - He didn't; he used a telescopic sight. Now I'll go in the naughty corner.
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The medical exam..
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During the medical examination of a female patient the doctor says "your heart, lungs,pulse and blood pressure are all fine. Now let me see the part that gets ladies into all kinds of trouble."The lady starts to take off her nickers but is stopped by the doctor,"No, no.....I meant for you to stick out y...
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