Just Joking

oldbloke · oldbloke

A woman is looking at herself in front of the mirror, she says to her husband Ive got wrinkles, bags under my eyes and Im overweight.. tell me something good about myself..Husband replies Well... theres bugger all wrong with your eyesight.

Craig1 · Craig1

could have been recent cricket as well

Bobdown · Bobdown

Idiots and guns..............

Bobdown · Bobdown

Bobdown · Bobdown

Clever Ass

Craig1 · Craig1

must be freezing

Bobdown · Bobdown

Which of the following names are you familiar with? 1 Monica Lewinski 2 Tony Blair 3 Robert Mugabe 4 Jeremy Corbyn 5 Jorge Bergoglio 6 Winnie Mandela 7 Vladimir Putin 8 ...

fwdoz · fwdoz

"If you win the lottery, the first thing I want you to get me is a face lift and a boob job" said my wife as I was checking my ticket. "Well, actually, the first thing I would buy is a reconditioned engine and a respray for my 57 Morris Minor". I replied. "Why would you waste your money tarting that old thing up...

Craig1 · Craig1

untouched

oldbloke · oldbloke

"After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, British scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 150 years ago.Not to be outdone by the Brits, in the weeks that followed, an American archaeo...

Craig1 · Craig1

The way the Pies are going,they will need this lot soon

Bobdown · Bobdown

Don't be offended, it happens to the best of you Grey Nomads........... https://www.facebook.com/100002743617857/posts/2028262573941843?s=100007894200603&v=i&sfns=mo -- Edited by Bobdown on Thursday 1st of August 2019 11:34:19 AM

Bobdown · Bobdown

Getting a Hairdryer Through Customs. An attractive young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her, 'Father, may I ask a favour?' 'Of course child. What may I do for you?' 'Well, I bought my mother an expensive hair dryer for her birthday. It is unopened but well ove...

Nevd · Nevd

Best Drunk

Paintar · Paintar

A doctor and a truck driver...A doctor and a truck driver are both in love with a very beautiful woman named Sara and the competition is fierce. Right as the truck driver is starting to get in good with her, his company sends him on a week long job, but before he leaves he brings Sara 7 apples. She says "It'...

Des and Jane · Des and Jane

Lone Ranger and Tonto were camping in the wilderness. After they got their tent set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says,"'Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?" The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars." "What that tell you?" asked Tont...

skins · skins

A man wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now you probably won't remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the freeway. You're going to be ok, you'll walk again and everything, but your penis was severed in the acci...

Bobdown · Bobdown

A man wakes up from surgery and is greeted by the doctor, who says "I'm sorry sir, but I have good news and bad news, which would you like to hear first?" The man sighs and says "I guess I would like to hear the bad news first doc." "Well the bad news" says the doctor "is that during the surgery we had to amputa...

Craig1 · Craig1

something else not used

Bobdown · Bobdown

no one is game...........

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Mirror mirror on the wall (Preview) A woman is looking at herself in front of the mirror, she says to her husband Ive got wrinkles, bags under my eyes and Im overweight.. tell me something good about myself..Husband replies Well... theres bugger all wrong with your eyesight.	oldbloke	0	1329	07:17 PM Aug 9, 2019 by oldbloke
	another oldie (Preview) could have been recent cricket as well	Craig1	0	1667	05:20 PM Aug 9, 2019 by Craig1
	Just Plain Dumb (Preview) Idiots and guns..............	Bobdown	1	1710	01:15 PM Aug 9, 2019 by drtooheys
	Those Newspaper Headlines are Back...LOL (Preview)	Bobdown	0	1737	11:18 AM Aug 8, 2019 by Bobdown
	Dumb Ass vs Smart Ass (Preview) Clever Ass	Bobdown	0	1526	10:42 PM Aug 7, 2019 by Bobdown
	cold in Canberra (Preview) must be freezing	Craig1	0	1547	04:02 PM Aug 5, 2019 by Craig1
	General knowledge test (Preview) Which of the following names are you familiar with? 1 Monica Lewinski 2 Tony Blair 3 Robert Mugabe 4 Jeremy Corbyn 5 Jorge Bergoglio 6 Winnie Mandela 7 Vladimir Putin 8 ...	Bobdown	5	1672	10:12 PM Aug 3, 2019 by Greg 1
	Heap of jokes (Preview) "If you win the lottery, the first thing I want you to get me is a face lift and a boob job" said my wife as I was checking my ticket. "Well, actually, the first thing I would buy is a reconditioned engine and a respray for my 57 Morris Minor". I replied. "Why would you waste your money tarting that old thing up...	fwdoz	0	1242	08:55 PM Aug 3, 2019 by fwdoz
	Olaf swenson (Preview) untouched	Craig1	0	1420	05:48 PM Aug 3, 2019 by Craig1
	Oldie but goodie (Preview) "After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, British scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 150 years ago.Not to be outdone by the Brits, in the weeks that followed, an American archaeo...	oldbloke	0	1264	08:25 PM Aug 2, 2019 by oldbloke
	a collingwood mother (Preview) The way the Pies are going,they will need this lot soon	Craig1	3	1539	12:27 AM Aug 1, 2019 by terriwa
	Ribald Poem (Preview) Don't be offended, it happens to the best of you Grey Nomads........... https://www.facebook.com/100002743617857/posts/2028262573941843?s=100007894200603&v=i&sfns=mo -- Edited by Bobdown on Thursday 1st of August 2019 11:34:19 AM	Bobdown	0	1686	02:33 PM Jul 31, 2019 by Bobdown
	Hairdryer (Preview) Getting a Hairdryer Through Customs. An attractive young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her, 'Father, may I ask a favour?' 'Of course child. What may I do for you?' 'Well, I bought my mother an expensive hair dryer for her birthday. It is unopened but well ove...	Bobdown	0	1475	12:42 PM Jul 31, 2019 by Bobdown
	Best drunk (Preview) Best Drunk	Nevd	0	1112	11:44 AM Jul 31, 2019 by Nevd
	A doctor and a truck driver (Preview) A doctor and a truck driver...A doctor and a truck driver are both in love with a very beautiful woman named Sara and the competition is fierce. Right as the truck driver is starting to get in good with her, his company sends him on a week long job, but before he leaves he brings Sara 7 apples. She says "It'...	Paintar	0	879	07:10 PM Jul 30, 2019 by Paintar
	The Lone Ranger... (Preview) Lone Ranger and Tonto were camping in the wilderness. After they got their tent set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says,"'Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?" The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars." "What that tell you?" asked Tont...	Des and Jane	0	1148	10:25 AM Jul 30, 2019 by Des and Jane
	Wishful thinking Vs reality (Preview) A man wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now you probably won't remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the freeway. You're going to be ok, you'll walk again and everything, but your penis was severed in the acci...	skins	0	1210	05:34 PM Jul 29, 2019 by skins
	Good news (Preview) A man wakes up from surgery and is greeted by the doctor, who says "I'm sorry sir, but I have good news and bad news, which would you like to hear first?" The man sighs and says "I guess I would like to hear the bad news first doc." "Well the bad news" says the doctor "is that during the surgery we had to amputa...	Bobdown	0	1306	10:59 AM Jul 29, 2019 by Bobdown
	The Moral of the Story (Preview) something else not used	Craig1	0	1233	08:30 PM Jul 28, 2019 by Craig1
	Unclaimed luggage (Preview) no one is game...........	Bobdown	1	1402	06:14 PM Jul 28, 2019 by Long Weekend
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