Mary had a little lamb
her father shot it dead
it followed her to school each day
between 2 chunks of bread
Never get so busy making a living
that you forget to make a life
Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet eating her curds and whey,
Along came a Spider who sat down beside her,
Piss off hairy legs.
Those who wish to reap the blessings of freedom must, as men, endure the fatigue of defending it.
Thomas Paine.
2014 Mazda BT50 towing 2016 Kimberley Kruiser T3.
Came a scream from the church at St Giles
Could be heard for miles upon miles
Said the friar "Good Gracious
I think Brother Ignatius
Has forgotten the Bishop has piles."
A space shuttle pilot named Ventry
Made love to a beautiful sentry
She began to pout
When the damn thing fell out
But the mission was saved on re entry.
Possum; AKA:- Ali El-Aziz Mohamed Gundawiathan
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