doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived, and

examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned,

asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.

'Breast-fed,' she replied...

'Well, strip down to your waist,' the doctor ordered.

She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts

for a while in a very professional and detailed examination.

Motioning to her to get dressed,

the doctor said, 'No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any

milk.'

'I know,' she said, 'I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came.'