.. walks up to the counter and motions the bartender over. She starts to run her fingers through his hair and asks to speak to the manager.

The Bartender replies, Sorry, the manager is out. Can I help you?

By this time the woman has run her fingers over his face and in his mouth where the horny bartender is gently sucking on them. She says, You sure he isnt here?

The bartender mumbles through her fingers, Yes, hes out for another 2 hours. Are you sure there is nothing I can do to help?

The woman then says, Oh, I only wanted to tell him theres no toilet paper or soap in the ladies toilets!