"What are those knives doing in your car?" Asked the officer.

"I use them in my juggling act," says the juggler.

"Oh yeah? Let`s see you do it." Says the policeman.

So the man gets out of the car and starts tossing and juggling the knives.

Me, driving by sees this and thinks,

"Wow, am I glad I stopped drinking.

Look at the test they`re making you do now!"