Queen Elizabeth And Dolly Parton die on the same day and they both go before St Peter to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven.

Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so St Peter must decide which of them gets in.

St Peter asks Dolly if there's some particular reason why she should go to Heaven. Dolly takes off her top and says, "Look at these. They're the most perfect breasts God ever created, and I'm sure it will please God to be able to see them every day, for eternity.

St Peter thanks Dolly and asks Her Majesty the same question. The Queen takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, drinks it down then pees into a toilet and pulls the lever.

St Peter says, "Okay, your Majesty, you may go in." Dolly is outraged and asks, "What was that all about? I show you two of God's own perfect creations and you turn me down. She pees into a toilet and she gets in!

Would you explain that to me?"

"Sorry, Dolly," says St Peter, "but even in Heaven, A Royal Flush Beats a Pair - No Matter How Big They Are. " !