As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the village doctor. He said, "How bad is it Doc? I'm getting married next week and my fiance, Mary, is still a virgin - in every way."

"Well I'll have to put it in a splint to let it heal, and keep it straight." Said the doctor. "It should be okay next week, but leave it on there as long as you can."

He took four tongue depressors and formed a little 4 sided splint, and roped it all together. Quite an impressive work of art.

Paddy mentioned none of this to Mary, married her, and celebrated all night drinking. After the feast, he carried her to his house.

As they got inside, Mary ripped open her blouse to reveal her beautiful, untouched br@#sts. She said, "Paddy...you're the first one! NO one has EVER seen these."

Paddy dropped his pants and replied, "Look at this Mary. Still in the packing !"

 

Aussie Paul.