The wedding ceremony came to the point where the Minister asked if anyone
had anything to say concerning the union of the bride and groom. It wastheir time to stand up and talk, or forever hold their peace.The moment of utter silence was broken by a young beautiful woman carrying achild.She stood up and started walking slowly towards the pastor. The congregationwas aghast as the penny dropped.The Groom's jaw dropped as he stared disbelievingly at the approaching youngwoman and child.Chaos ensued. The bride threw the bouquet in the air, slapped the groom in the face and burst out crying.Then the groom's mother fainted.The Best men started giving each other looks and wondering how best to helpsave the situation.The Minister asked the woman, "Can you tell us, why you came forward? Whatdo you have to say?"There was absolute silence in the church.The woman replied, "We can't hear at the back.
Aussie Paul.
A good one Paul, that certainly got a laugh out of me
Tony
It cost nothing to be polite
Another beauty.
Blues man.
Aus-Kiwi wrote:I was thinking tree holes in the ground ? Well, well, well .,
I was thinking tree holes in the ground ? Well, well, well .,
Ha ha AK.
aussie_paul wrote:Aus-Kiwi wrote:I was thinking tree holes in the ground ? Well, well, well ., Ha ha AK.Aussie Paul.
