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Well, well, well ........


The wedding ceremony came to the point where the Minister asked if anyone

had anything to say concerning the union of the bride and groom. It was
their time to stand up and talk, or forever hold their peace.

The moment of utter silence was broken by a young beautiful woman carrying a
child.

She stood up and started walking slowly towards the pastor. The congregation
was aghast as the penny dropped.

The Groom's jaw dropped as he stared disbelievingly at the approaching young
woman and child.

Chaos ensued. The bride threw the bouquet in the air, slapped the groom in the face and burst out crying.
Then the groom's mother fainted.

The Best men started giving each other looks and wondering how best to help
save the situation.

The Minister asked the woman, "Can you tell us, why you came forward? What
do you have to say?"

There was absolute silence in the church.

The woman replied, "We can't hear at the back. biggrin

Aussie Paul. smile



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I was thinking tree holes in the ground ? Well, well, well .,

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A good one Paul, that certainly got a laugh out of me



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Another beauty.biggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrin



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Aus-Kiwi wrote:

I was thinking tree holes in the ground ? Well, well, well .,


 Ha ha AK.biggrin

Aussie Paul. smile



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aussie_paul wrote:

Aus-Kiwi wrote:

I was thinking tree holes in the ground ? Well, well, well .,


 Ha ha AK.biggrin

Aussie Paul. smile





irish ancestors??

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