After a relaxing bath, Monica Lewinsky was looking at herself naked in a mirror - remembering her time with Bill Clinton.
Her frustration over her inability to lose weight was depressing her.
In an act of desperation, she decided to call on God for help: "God, if you take away my love handles, I'll devote my life to you," she prayed.
And just like that, her ears fell off.
Aussie Paul.
Good one Paul...
Dave & Addy
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