A woman in Ireland  driving along at speed passed over a  bridge only to find a policeman with a radar  gun lying in wait.

The policeman pulled her  over, walked up to the car, with a  patronising smirk and asked, "What's your  hurry?"

She replied, "I'm late for  work."

"Oh yeah," said the policeman,  "what do you do?"

"I'm a Rectum Stretcher" she  responded.

The policeman stammered, "A  what?"

"A Rectum Stretcher!"

"And just what does a rectum  stretcher do?"

"Well," she said, "I start  by inserting one finger in the rectum,  then work my way up to two  fingers,

then three, then four, then  with my whole hand in I work  from side to side until I get both hands  in,

and then slowly, but surely, stretch it  until it's about six feet"

"And just what the hell do  you do with a six foot arsehole?" he  asked. 

 "You give him a radar gun and  park him behind a bridge."

Aussie Paul.