Dave had proposed to Megan and been accepted. But, added Megan, before we get married I must tell you something dreadful about my past life.
No, said Dave, I wont hear of it. You can tell me after were married.
After they were married and had set off for their honeymoon in Byron Bay, Megan again brought up the subject of her dreadful secret.
No, said Dave, it can wait. Tell me when were in bed together, thatll be soon enough.
That night as they got into bed Megan declared, Well, Dave, now I really do have to tell you my secret. You see, Im a virgin.
Dave didnt say a word but put on his clothes and travelled all the way back to his mothers house.
Dave! said his mother, what are you doing here? Youre supposed to be on your honeymoon.
Its no good, said Dave, Ive had to leave Megan; it turns out shes a virgin.
Well, Dave, said his mother, in that case you were quite right to come home. If shes not good enough for the rest of the village, shes not good enough for you.
