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A husband is frustrated by the lack of intimacy with his wife and comes up with a plan to spice up their sex life. Darling, shall we try a new position tonight? he asks. The wife pauses for a moment and thinks about her response. Sure, she replies. Shocked, the husband isnt quite sure what to do, before the...

A woman is walking along the beach when she stumbles across a Genie's lamp partially buried in the sand. She picks it up and rubs it. Within seconds a Genie appears before her and tells her he can grant her one true desire. Without hesitating, the woman says: "I want peace in the Middle East. See this map?...

An Australian tour guide was showing a group ofAmerican tourists the Top End.On their way to Kakadu he was describing the amazing abilities of the Australian Aborigines to track man or beast over land, through the air and under the sea.The Americans were incredulous.Later in the day, as the grou...

Well, you may well ask...as some have. They departed their respective abodes at Shepparton, VIC and Mount Gambier, SA on Tuesday, 3rd April (after Easter) and met up at Georgetown, SA two days later for the Big Lap. Making the dart across South Australia and the Nullarbor and turning left at Norseman...

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Hello All, Soon we'll be travelling west to Thallon and possibly Charleville (night sky + WW2 drive yourself tour), then looping back to Brissie. I'd really appreciate any suggestions on what else there is to see out there along the route. To better understand what I'm trying to glean about where we...

Leaving today after 5 days in this lovely friendly community of about 60 people (average age is 64!). Thursday dinner at the CP (need to book) is $15 for a 3 course meal, have a bet on the Duck race for donated prizes, .... all proceeds go to their excellent weekly flying doctor service. Scratched uns...

Hello All, Soon we'll be travelling west to Thallon and possibly Charleville (night sky + WW2 drive yourself tour), then looping back to Brissie. I'd really appreciate any suggestions on what else there is to see out there along the route. To better understand what I'm trying to glean about where we...

Just read in the UK Daily Mail the following. A tradesman in UK has a plastic bag in his van with empty crisp packets and the like in it. The local bylaws officer fines him 300 quid because he is not licenced to carry rubbish!!!!!!!!!!! Is the whole world going bloody crazy? This sort of behaviour is absol...

G'day. Looking for recommendations for a quality 40 or 50 amp PWM Solar Controller please. Joe

A blonde is driving and becomes lost in a freak snowstorm. She doesn't panic though and simply remembers what her dad once told her: "If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, just wait for a snow plough to come by and follow it." Sure enough, a snow plough soon passed and she began to follow it. She followed th...

A man is looking for a parking space but he is having absolutely no luck. As he drives around he begins to desperately pray to God. Please God, if you find me a parking spot I promise I will go to church every Sunday and never touch a drop of alcohol again! A moment later the man sees a parking spot open up rig...

Well, Im afraid to say I have some bad news and some very bad news, a doctor tells his patient. Okay, the man replies. Well you may as well give me the bad news first. So the doctor tells him: The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live. 24 hours?! he replies. That's terrible! Wh...

For anyone who has Satellite TV via VAST this information may be helpful. We got Satellite TV from Albany TV Services in September 2013. As an aside, if you are in or near Albany and are looking at satellite TV, pop in and speak to Neil, really knowledgable and helpful. We used it frequently and in fact wh...

Gday... Following on from an earlier thread about showing consideration for the homeless and less fortunate - This bloke's helping Cheers - John

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"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl."The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Pagano?""Yes, Father, it is.""And who was the girl you were with?" "I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation." "Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so y...

Tom and Nancy met while on a singles cruise and Tom fell head over heels for her. When they discovered they lived in the same city only a few miles apart Tom was ecstatic.He immediately started asking her out when they got home. Within a couple of weeks, Tom had taken Nancy to dance clubs, restaur...