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A woman walks into a fancy and very expensive jewellery store. She browses around and spots a beautiful diamond necklace. Curious, she walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to take a closer look, she accidentally and unexpectedly farts. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously and hopes t...

Hi all. I am considering changing "Tugs" I'm currently peddling a 2013, 200 series cruiser, GXL; but its not practical as far as storage space and ease of accessibility for long time on road. However it does the job brilliantly towing my 2200kg van (unloaded). I`m considering purchasing the VW Amaro...

A man named Alan takes his blind date Molly to the carnival for some fun. Theres plenty of games, rides and attractions and Alan is curious to know what his date wants to do. I want to get weighed, Molly says. Alan takes her to the carnival games and attempts to guess her weight at the weight-guessing game...

An elderly couple, who were both previously widowed were preparing for their wedding overseas. Before they walked down the aisle they went out to dinner at a fancy restaurant where they discussed how their marriage might work. They discussed their finances, living arrangements and so on. Finally...

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How did Supermans (earth) mum sew his costume ? How Lois Lane never twigged that Kent was Superman! Happy New Year! Piopes

A man goes to the local supermarket one day to pick up some bread and milk when he notices an attractive woman waving at him. The man is taken aback because the woman is so beautiful and he cant figure out where hes seen her before. Curious, he walks up to the lady and asks her how she knows him. Oh, she replie...

I got dragged into one of those pop-up xmas shops that appear around this time every year, Well it wasn't a waste of time after all, found this Fire truck to add to my collection, last year's leftover so I got it real cheap, It's a diecast model and around 100 mm in length..... I think this makes it about No 3...

Well it is all over for another 12 months. Bloody expensive day, but worth every $$$ of it to enjoy the family gathering. Did the old White Bearded man give you what you wanted???? Happy trails in 2019 Jay&Dee

Hi, our names are pete and vicki,hope to learn and get advice from you all. we have just retired ,purchased a small off-road camper and about to head off to see australia after xmas. PS- i hope i have put this in the right place.

Hi. I just read in the RV Daily that the Caravan Parks Association has forced Rockhampton Council to close their city free camp via legal action. So much for free choice in Australia. I have used van parks in the past before I retired, but now free camp wherever possible. I know it is illegal to be poor in A...

We have just had our Insurance policy updated to cover 10 weeks we will not be in residence. Many policies do not cover you when you are not actually living there. Worth checking.

As new foldable 3.27m Porta-Boat. Folds to 12cm flat, 3 seats and seats 3 people, hull weight 36Kg. Comes with a 5HP 4 stroke Suzuki outboard. Boat only used 3 times. Call Garry on 0419 891 036, or email: hosieg@optusnet.com.au. Boat located in Aspendale, Vic

Carefree are replacing tampon strings with tinsel, but only for the Christmas period.

On our Scenic Cruise, Amsterdam to Budapest a couple of years ago, at a number of stops we saw a number of motorhomes in some instances 20 or more parked on Tar adjacent to the wharf, similar but not so frequent in France recently, some with a dump point and water with no toilets and big bin rubbish contain...

Does anyone speak Russian.....?...this facial recognition gizmo protects a husbands interests, like chastity belts of Olde......Lmao...Hoo Roo

Here's an oddity for you... On the 31st of December We are all 2018 today Today the whole world is the same age. Today is a very special day. It happens only once every 1,000 years. Your age + your year of birth = 2018. This is true for everyone. It is both strange and inexplicable. Try it and see...

Saw this on the net. In my next life I want t live my life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old people's home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension and then when you start work you get a gold watch and a party o...

Some photos taken on a flight over the Nat.Park,

I would like to wish One and All a very Merry Christmas and a Great New Year. For those that do, I hope Santa brings you what you have been nice all year for. For those that dont, I hope you enjoy your family and friends. For those on the road, watch out for all those ****s rushing to get somewhere, drive safe a...