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On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts. 'One for you, one for me, one for you, one for me,' said one boy. Several dropped and rolled down...

The morning of my wife's birthday I realised that I had forgotten all about it. I went out in the backyard and picked up a straight stick, and wrapped it as a gift. handed her the package and said this is the first gift. As she unwrapped it she said, "It's a f*cking stick! What do I want with a f*cking stick...

A blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a "handy-woman" She started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do. "Well, I guess I could use som...

An elderly couple was watching a Discovery Channel special about a West African bush tribe whose men all had penises 24 inches long: When the black male reaches... a certain age, a string is tied around his penis and on the other end is a weight. After a while, the weight stretches the penis to 24 inches....

Well, here we are again, another month done and dusted, that means we are now in July and the second half of 2019. Welcome, to my June update, first we must turn around and go back to the start of said month, hang on tight!I see you made it back OK. The month of June actually started where May left off, me leav...

Morning all, Would anyone have recent info on this road, particularly at the Belyando end, thanks in anticipation, Neal.Have a relaxing Sunday .

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Hi We are considering buying a new caravan. We recently had a New Age Big Red 20 We are considering an Evernew or a Lotus Any suggestions Thanks

A young jackaroo from outback Queensland goes off to university, but halfway through the semester he foolishly has squandered all of his money. He calls home. 'Dad,' he says, 'you won't believe what modern education is developing. They actually have a program here in Brisbane That will teach our do...

hello everyone, we have just taken the handover of the above motorhome from Page Bros in Seaford. The sales person we dealt with was really useful and professional. However, (there is always a however isnt there!) when we picked it up there was water in the drinking water tank, but when the tank was f...

A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner...: The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked. "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?" "N...

A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel. On the third day out, the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning. After dusting themselves off, the Nun and the Priest surveyed their situation. After a long period of silence, the Priest spoke. 'Well, Sister, this looks pretty grim....

Good evening all, Just as I was becoming to grips with the last forum on lithium batteries it has been closed. Quite possibly a good move given the amount of non Information and bickering. I am still trying to source a lithium battery of 150 or 200ah as most sites have scant information regarding how t...

to all the kindly people who gave me helpful advice on my wayward pup's refusal to travel, I've taken it all on board and something worked! no more lengthy face offs until one of us (usually me) gave in. so thankyou and safe, happy travelling cheers jen

Can anyone tell me if this unit is taking power all of the time, am wondering if this unit is taking away some of our battery power.

A man walks into a bar, orders 12 shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can. The bartender asks: Geez, why are you drinking so fast? The man says: You would be drinking fast too if you had what I had. The bartender asks: What do you have? The man answers: 75 cents.