The morning of my wife's birthday I realised that I had forgotten all about it.
I went out in the backyard and picked up a straight stick, and wrapped it as a gift.
handed her the package and said this is the first gift.
As she unwrapped it she said, "It's a f*cking stick! What do I want with a f*cking stick?"
"It's not just any stick." I replied, "It's a magic wand!"
"Really?" she said, "What's it do?"
"Why don't you give it shake," I told her, "and don't forget to say the magic words.
"Okay," She said shaking the wand, "Abracadabra!"
"F*ck me love!" I said peering down the side of the bed, "You're not going to believe this."
"What is it?" she asked all excitedly.
I said, "You've just made all your other presents disappear!"
Possum; AKA:- Ali El-Aziz Mohamed Gundawiathan
Sent from my imperial66 typewriter using carrier pigeon, message sticks and smoke signals.
