A man walks into a bar, orders 12 shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can.
The bartender asks: Geez, why are you drinking so fast?
The man says: You would be drinking fast too if you had what I had.
The bartender asks: What do you have?
The man answers: 75 cents.
Possum; AKA:- Ali El-Aziz Mohamed Gundawiathan
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