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A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having trouble with one of her more precocious students. The teacher asked, 'Harry, what exactly is your problem?' Harry answered, 'I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and Im smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!' Ms...

The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. And she was somewhat upset. 'You are a disrespectful pig' she cried. 'How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you ..... I want a divorce right away!...

Hi All Just following on from the recent Nullabor posts, does anyone have the latest diesel fuel prices between Ceduna and Norseman, thanks.

A Catholic Priest, a Baptist Preacher and a Rabbi were sitting around drinking coffee. Someone made the comment that preaching to people isn't really all that hard, a real challenge would be to preach to a bear. One thing led to another, and they decided that each would find a bear and attempt to conver...

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygenmask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath. "Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here...

hi all has anybody got or had liver cancer and is it curable

We have a new motorhome. (It's our 4th motorhome). We are currently camped in high winds. The wind is coming in around the fridge. I understand the need for the correct ventilation but does it need to be ventilated to the inside as well? (It's a 136ci 12/240v unit). We can imagine dust n all coming in. Le...

Talented alright...........

I have the Truma Climaster Comfort air conditioner in our caravan. Have tried to run it off our Honda ECO EU2000i generator unsuccessfully. Looked up the Truma manual and it lists a 20amp startup current. By my calculations this means I'd need a 5.5kva generator. My question is this... any Grey No...

Hi I just had my QBE policy cancelled for our jayco caravan after telling them we had moved the caravan to another address for 3 weeks before starting our trip around Oz. They said if we dont have a permanent address its classed as our home and so not insurable. I couldnt believe it, nothing in their polic...

This was originally shown on BBC TV back in the seventies. Ronnie Barker could say all this without a s****** (though god knows how many takes). Irony is that they received not one complaint. Must have been the speed of delivery was too much for the whining herds. Try getting through it without co...

A judge interviewing a South Carolina woman regarding her pending divorce asks: "What are the grounds for your divorce? "About four acres & a nice little home in the middle of the property, with a stream running by. "No." he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case?... "It is made of concre...

A woman goes into the Bass Pro Shop to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter. A Bass Pro Shop associate is standing there wearing dark shades. She said, "Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and re...

My single pot compressor stopped working a little while ago whilst on holidays. Would go, stop, go and then it permanently stopped. Brand name is Titan but they are all the same as far as I can tell...just a different colours. Since getting back I've been mucking around trying to resurrect it (to g...

Johnny's teacher is giving a lesson on Nutrition and she decides to ask her students what they had for Breakfast. To add a Spelling Component, she asks the stud...ents to also spell their answers: Susan puts up her hand and says she had an Egg, 'E-G-G' "Very good." Says the teacher. Peter says he had To...

A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car. His father said he'...d make a deal with his son. "You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, and get your hair cut. Then we'll talk about the car." The boy...

An 85-year-old man was told by his Doctor to have a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, Take this jar home and br...ing back a sample tomorrow. The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctors office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as o...

It snowed last night... 8:00 am: I made a snowman. 8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.... 8:15 - So, I made a snow woman. 8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere. 8:20 - The gay couple li...

Is anyone using these in your van? I am wondering how much current they drawer, and if they are a practical solution for free camping? Regards, Snook

Im looking to upgrade the lighting on the tow vehicle and Im hoping fir some recommendations on driving lights, either the traditional spot lights or light bar. Im looking for that perfect solution - great flood and fantastic range.