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A little bird was flying south for the Winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.The dung was actually thawing him...

Husband's call: "Honey it's me. I don't want to alarm you but I was hit by a car as I was leaving the office. Paula brought me to the hospital. They have checked me over and done some tests and some x-rays. The blow to my head was severe. Fortunately it did not cause any serious internal injury. Howe...

Two more great entertainers, Charley Pride just walked on stage at festival Hall and sang for around 2 hours, no bs no swear fantastic. Barbara Winsor, made my belly ache with laughter, probably far to politically incorrect these days

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Does any-one know how to contact huffnpuff ? Hope he's OK. Sheba.

Beautiful Ave Maria Christmas music................must listen

Mr. Kapoor comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck: "I have great news I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to have a baby!The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can't tell anybody."The next day, Mrs. Kapoor receives a telephone call from Reliance...

Ok been living in van for 10 months working . Now have a sitting job over chrismas so going to resort van early Feb and then hit road full time. Have sorted mail, insuranc, road side service and bank. Can you get out of voting? What are other things needing changeing? Have wiki camp. Thanks for the ideas ha...

Then there was the Spanish fellow who's wife had twin boys. He called one Jose and the other Jose B. (sorry!)

The clever punster who does the signs at Indian Hills is writing again..!

Jack was living in the middle of the country during a heatwave.Its just too hot to wear clothes today, he complained to his wife as he stepped out of the shower. Honey, what do you think the neighbours would say if I mowed the lawn like this?His wife took a moment to look his body up and down.Finally she til...

A man was riding on a full bus minding his own buisiness when the gorgeous woman next to him started to breast feed her baby. The baby wouldn't take it so she said, "Cmon sweetie, eat it all up or I'll give it to this nice man next to us. " Five minutes later the baby was still not feeding, so she said, "Cmon, ho...

She thinks its funny........quite good

How does it know? trickery I suppose. A bit of fun...............cheers Bob

I came across this site when trying to work out what cable size I needed for a van mod. Interesting the need to add the length of positive and negative cable when calculating cable size needed for amp load and length of cable run . Some good info here. https://topwiretraveller.com/sizing-automotive...

Can anyone help with storage of my caravan 20 ft for about 2 months near Avoca (Erina/Gosford/Kincumber/Wamberal). A safe open area is fine as van has a cover

The Moral of Auntie Sharon A teacher gave her class of 11 year olds an assignment: To get their parent to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories. Ashley said, 'My father's a farmer and we have a lot of egg-laying hens. One time we...

The Cashless debit card, is coming for everyone, within 2 years time, hope you people whom are pensioners and veterans, remember next time round, to stop these idiots from doing it to you and everyone else whom receives payments from the government. But if you think that you personally need money ma...

Irish Mick, from Dublin, appeared on 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire' and towards the end of the program had already won 500,000 Euros.__"You've done very well so far," said Chris Tarrant, the show's presenter, "but for a million euros you've only got one life-line left, phone a friend. Everything...