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When animals attack, funny if you are not on the wrong end of it.

A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink.Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was.When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen. He went back into the bar, handily flipped his gun into the air, caught it above his head without e...

A man consulted a foot doctor, who advised him to put on a clean pair of socks each day for a week and then come back. The man returned a week later walking awkwardly.Where are your shoes? the doctor asked.Complained the man: I just couldnt get them on over all these socks.

A woman in her late 30's was happily jumping unclothed on her bed and squealing with delight.Her husband watches her for a while then asks, Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? Whats the matter with you?The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, I dont care what you think. I just came from...

Upon entering a little corner store, a man noticed a sign posted on the glass door saying: DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG!Inside, the man noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor beside the cash register.He asked the store manager: Is that the dog folks are supposed to beware of?Yep, thats him, he re...

A business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window which stated the following: HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, have computer skills and be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer.A dog trotted up to the window, saw the sign and went inside. He looked at the receptionist and...

The ministers six-year-old daughter had been so naughty during the week that her mother decided to give her the worst kind of punishment. She told her she couldnt go to the Sunday school picnic on Saturday.When the day came, her mother felt she had been too harsh and changed her mind.When she told the l...

A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo.Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo officials put up a ten metre fence.But the next morning he got out again, and was found roaming around the zoo.A twenty metre fence was put up. But again he got out.When the fence was forty metres high, a camel i...

People are always correcting others when they call a tomato a vegetable, by pointing out that tomatoes are fruiting bodies and are therefore fruits. But no one points out that many other vegetables are also fruiting bodies and are therefore also fruits. This includes pumpkins, squash, beans, peas...

Burt's a 1988 MAN Austral Tourmaster He's a tough little coach with a marine 430 MAN engine with a turbo! With a fully rebuilt motor and a very strong 10 speed Eaton he goes everywhere. With the comforts of home living { All full size appliances } makes travelling easy. our 3 rag doll cat's love it [vi...

There was recently a post about lack of information about gvm and gcm upgrades on dmax by Isuzu dealer. I spoke to a dealer today at Isuzu Cardiff nsw and he informed me they can be done in the pre rego which will give a national certificate if the vehicle is sod interstate. Because of the new model only ped...

Those wonderful Church Bulletins! Thank God for church ladies with > > typewriters. These sentences (with all the BLOOPERS) actually > > appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services: > > The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals. > > ---...

Hi everyone. Looking for suggestions. Crows love our caravan roof because of the aircon. Water. Have got van tilted but there are a few dips where water pools. thought of putting toy stuffed cat on roof but as crows are smart they will not take long to figure out it means them no harm. do not want to harm...