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First Christmas Joke.


Image may contain: text that says "Forwarded FIRST CHRISTMAS JOKE 3 men die on Xmas eve, to get into heaven St Peter says "you must have something on you that represents Xmas" The Englishman flicks on his lighter and says "it's a candle", St Peter lets him pass. The Welsh man jingles his keys and says "they're sleigh bells", St Peter lets him pass, The Irish man pulls out a G String and bra, St Peter says "how the **** do they represent Xmas?"... Paddy says "they're Carols"... 20:12"



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